Does this... resemble a crab to you?
Nothing like a nice sunset.
Oh look, bats.
I'd love to have that 1up. Unfortunetely, we need a certain weapon to get it.
I know the Megaman series quite well, and I know that water levels tend to be annoying.
That fish-robot-thing down there is this level's gimmick. It'll swim around most of the level, making for quite an obstacle. Of course, you can kill it, but it's a pain in the ass, so fuck it.
That flashlight-thing is its main attack. If it spots you, the light will turn into a laser, which hurts a lot. But you just have to jump in order to dodge it.
See? It's not really a threat, but it's annoying as hell.
Hmm, let's climb this wall.
If we dash jump over to the other side, we'll find a Heart Tank, and you can never have to many hearts, hmm?
Score. Now, let's get back to where we were.
A fake wall. Yes, this level has a shitload of secrets.
"Great! Another secret fapping location!"
These jelly-fish are just there to annoy you... Just like 90% of the things in this level.
More of them. This level is full of these critters. Someone's gotta clean up. And no, it won't be me.
If we had a certain weapon, we could get the Sub-tank up towards the ceiling... Damn it.
More jelly-fish? I'm getting sick of this lazyness.
I always wondered what that fancy thing in the background is. My bet's on an alien ship. WE FOUND THEM AT LAST. *shot*
More of these platforms. Whoever owns this place certainly doesn't like divers.
I wonder how an underwater base can be practical? Well..... I suppose you don't need bathrooms. Everyone can just take a piss somewhere in the water. No wait, that's just wrong.
I bet X is terrified by the smell of urine in this base.
Looks like those screwdriver bots have come to take revenge on us.
That's the price of mindless violence.
Gotta love overkilling~
Now this part's a real bitch: you gotta scale those walls while avoiding those screwdrivers. Maybe they'll leave me alone if I beg forgiveness?
Nah, fuck that.
Finally, we get to kick some real ass.
Ew, I'll have to fight in all this urine?
Meh, I can take it. It's like this fake crab can give any tro--
.............Oh for fuck's sake, he's just a Bubble Man rip-off...
All right, let's try this again.
That shield makes him completely invincible, but it can be destroyed with a few shots. As if a water bubble would protect you for long.
See? Also, just like that disgusting Snail, this boss is a bit weak to our pea shooter. Score.
Also, it gives birth in the middle of battle... Does that mean this crab's a girl?
More of them? I hope you have enough funds to cover their expenses... Well, it doesn't matter anyway. I'll just coldly dispose of them.
When they burst out of their bubbles like that, the little critters will fly towards you. Get away from me! I'm not your daddy!
Ah, now here's an easy way to damage him... I mean, her: whenever you jump over her, she'll jump high and try to tackle you in mid-air. But the thing is, this attack gets rid of her shield, making for quite an opening.
Like that.
Ouch, what the hell is that bubble made of anyway? Titanium?
Huh, it opened its mouth. I think it'll shoot some kind of extremely powerful beam that'll kill me in one hit. WHAT SHOULD I D--
....................................Ok, I can live with that.
Our bubbly foe attempts to rape X with her spiky shoulders.
.......And again. Fortunetely, she fails this time.
When she's near-death, she'll start giving massive births to her children. The little critters will bounce around the level until you kill them.
Almost done...
*pew* Dead.
And so, our hero mercilessly murdered a crab and her whole family. I wonder if we can still consider X a hero?
"Hey, it's war, I'm just doing my job. NOW SHUT UP AND MAKE YOUR SHITTY COMMENTARY!"
*shwings for the 3rd time*
So, what do we get this time, hmm?
Ah yes, I always wanted to fart bubbles from my arm...
Well, this isn't that bad of a weapon, really. It's the only weapon in the game which fires automatically if you hold down the shot button. And, when we get the arm upgrade, it'll be quite useful underwater.
Should I keep posting this?
All right then, with 3 idiots down, it's finally time for you people to decide who shall be our next victim, so post who you want me to fight, and the one with the most votes is the one whose head shall be taken.
That's it for now. See ya.
08-01-2010, 01:17 PM
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