Tsukasa&Kagami: What is Yaoi and shotacon?

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

I was laffing so hard...

Idk if it'll come up on YouTube but the Lucky Channel BGM & Radio Bangumi CD 11, Hiiragi Shimai no Yuruyuru Talk So No 2, tsukasa asks kagami what if she knows what "Yaoi" and "Shota" is... It's 6 in the morning an I need sleep so I can't translate everything ATM but I'll either find a link or manually translate tomoro... I guess it'll be today though... Meh


Lol the conv they have is frickin funny as hell

[Malek]

I agree with the above post fully.

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

youve heard the track before or at least the translated version or text?

[Lucky Flame]

*Vomits in mouth at the sound of those two words*

Should be funny though. I can just see Kagami's expressions now...

http://i728.photobucket.com/albums/ww287/FireDemon2370/kagamibanner.png

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

nah its more like

http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/262/14302-kagami_n___0660_super.jpg

and

http://myanimelist.net/images/characters/3/2900.jpg



btw got 3 hours of sleep and im back up :P

[Droote]

gonna translate or wut?

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

i will...

give me a day or so, i got 3 hours of sleep and i got no sleep the day before, and ive been translating crap with photoshop for SakuraHana (another anime network) cuz "I'm Japanese" >_>

btw i just noticed, the entire Lucky Channel Radio Bangumi, with all 5 sections from all 12 CD's... equal more than 7 hours of listening... i started listening at 11PM last night and finished at 6AM...

hilarious as hell though, i thought i woke up my parents or something...




if i could get another willing person who understands japanese fluently, i might start a massive translation of the entire radio bangumi

[Tsukasa's_Lover]

Anyone rmeember Yutaka's question about Yaoi.

[VK-Skelton]

Heh, Hiyori.

[KonataTheAwesome]

the first thing i thought when reading this was YUTAKA.

[Lucky Flame]

You could've waited to post this when you actually had it translated...

[Michiyo]

^You took the words right out of my mouth ~nyaa-nyaa.

[Misao]

http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/262/14302-kagami_n___0660_super.jpg



That drawing is somewhat off-model, but IT'S FREAKIN' ADORABLEOMG!![hr]
Say what happened to that Song Translation Thread? It like stopped after Tsukasa's songs.

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

I'm so tired I don't think I can even write my name right now T_T

Hallucinattiiuuunnnnggggg is not fun when playing Nazi Zombie in a dark room at 2AM in the morning.. T_T

I'll translate the beggining at least... Hold on...





Tsukasa: Oh yeah, Onee-chan...isn't it the time for Comiket?

Kagami: yeah, didn't they have it quite recently?

Tsukasa: mmhmm, Kona-chan was talking about it.

K: heard she went to it again...

T: she was saying that it got pretty intense this year as well...

K: speaking of which, when we went, it was pretty intense enough for me...

T: and it's summer right? It's all hot and muggy and you get all sweaty and she was saying that it gets pretty uncomfortable.

K: really?

T: she also said that several hundred thousand people attend every day

K: several thousand a day?!?!?

T: I know! And you know how its three days long? It gets pretty crowded and intense!

K: that's pretty amazing
T: right?!

K: I didn't know that many people came!

T: right? And everyone comes with a few hundred dollars (they say a few ten-thousand yen but that's close enough to a few hundred)


K: is that right? They all seem to live in a world we don't understand...

T: but kona-chan brought money like that right?

K: yeah, yeah... She was scratching her head saying how much she spent as well...

T: yeah yeah... I wonder how long they save up for that?

K: yeah really! They get jobs just for the comiket as well, like konata..

T: speaking of kona-chan, I heard a few things from her... Like words of comiket?

K: words?

T: yeah, I don't really understand them but I thought maybe I can give onee-chan a quiz!

K: what me? -_-; well I'm alright with that...

T: well... *quiz noises*

*laughter from both*

T: ok, first. What is the meaning of yaoi?

K: Yaoi?

T: ya, there's a word like that...

K: is it like a specialized word?

T: I'm not sure, kona-chan uses the word alot...

K: figures... So is it like an otaku word? The word yaoi.

T: yea, something like that

K: really? ... Yaoi?

T: well there's a hint! Well ya... Is well... Basically it's like an acronym.

K: so it's an acronym? (they say something else but there's no equivalent or a translation of the word in English so I'm using acronym for now)

T: mmhmm...

K: I was thinking like "Vegetables taste good..." hahaha (YAsai OisiI, which is what they said, translates to vegetables taste good LOL)

*some shouting going on and laughing which I'm not gonna bother translating, nothing important here*


K: Ya? Ya? ya? I can't figure it out...

T: give up?

K: yea, I give up.

T: the answer is ya, YAmanasi (no hill), O, Ochiganai (no downhill), I, Iminasi (without meaning). So it's a story without a rising action or resolution and has no meaning.

Apparently that's what you call yaoi. (lol?)

K:Ehhh??!!!???!!!11!!???one?!!1one?!?

*excited yells and laughs*

K: wait so you can use the word just like that?

T: I guess... Well here's the next one, ready?

K: yea.

*more quiz noises*

T: what is the meaning of shota~?(shotacon)

K: shota?

T: shota.

K: shota? I think I've heard this word before...

T: mmhmm...

K: hmm... Well i remembwe konata saying shotacon a few times

T: yeah yeah...

K: but I never really understood the meaning

T: well this one is a bit hard...

K: it's hard?

T: yup.

K: shota?

T: well shota... Came from the name of a character

K: the name of a charcter??!!

T: uh huh.

K: eeeh? Shota?

T: try saying a shota-ish name.

K: shota (the way they say it is different even though it's spelt the same)

T: yup:

K: Eeh? Really?

T: yup.

K: I still don't know.

T: the answer is, shotaro complex. (Sho can mean small and taro is a common ending for a boys name, small boy complex.)



I'm gonna end translations there, my itouch's screen Is getting all wavy and distorted... Need to sleep :P

I translated like 4/5th of the conversation anyways[hr]
I'm so tired I don't think I can even write my name right now T_T

Hallucinattiiuuunnnnggggg is not fun when playing Nazi Zombie in a dark room at 2AM in the morning.. T_T

I'll translate the beggining at least... Hold on...





Tsukasa: Oh yeah, Onee-chan...isn't it the time for Comiket?

Kagami: yeah, didn't they have it quite recently?

Tsukasa: mmhmm, Kona-chan was talking about it.

K: heard she went to it again...

T: she was saying that it got pretty intense this year as well...

K: speaking of which, when we went, it was pretty intense enough for me...

T: and it's summer right? It's all hot and muggy and you get all sweaty and she was saying that it gets pretty uncomfortable.

K: really?

T: she also said that several hundred thousand people attend every day

K: several thousand a day?!?!?

T: I know! And you know how its three days long? It gets pretty crowded and intense!

K: that's pretty amazing
T: right?!

K: I didn't know that many people came!

T: right? And everyone comes with a few hundred dollars (they say a few ten-thousand yen but that's close enough to a few hundred)


K: is that right? They all seem to live in a world we don't understand...

T: but kona-chan brought money like that right?

K: yeah, yeah... She was scratching her head saying how much she spent as well...

T: yeah yeah... I wonder how long they save up for that?

K: yeah really! They get jobs just for the comiket as well, like konata..

T: speaking of kona-chan, I heard a few things from her... Like words of comiket?

K: words?

T: yeah, I don't really understand them but I thought maybe I can give onee-chan a quiz!

K: what me? -_-; well I'm alright with that...

T: well... *quiz noises*

*laughter from both*

T: ok, first. What is the meaning of yaoi?

K: Yaoi?

T: ya, there's a word like that...

K: is it like a specialized word?

T: I'm not sure, kona-chan uses the word alot...

K: figures... So is it like an otaku word? The word yaoi.

T: yea, something like that

K: really? ... Yaoi?

T: well there's a hint! Well ya... Is well... Basically it's like an acronym.

K: so it's an acronym? (they say something else but there's no equivalent or a translation of the word in English so I'm using acronym for now)

T: mmhmm...

K: I was thinking like "Vegetables taste good..." hahaha (YAsai OisiI, which is what they said, translates to vegetables taste good LOL)

*some shouting going on and laughing which I'm not gonna bother translating, nothing important here*


K: Ya? Ya? ya? I can't figure it out...

T: give up?

K: yea, I give up.

T: the answer is ya, YAmanasi (no hill), O, Ochiganai (no downhill), I, Iminasi (without meaning). So it's a story without a rising action or resolution and has no meaning.

Apparently that's what you call yaoi. (lol?)

K:Ehhh??!!!???!!!11!!???one?!!1one?!?

*excited yells and laughs*

K: wait so you can use the word just like that?

T: I guess... Well here's the next one, ready?

K: yea.

*more quiz noises*

T: what is the meaning of shota~?(shotacon)

K: shota?

T: shota.

K: shota? I think I've heard this word before...

T: mmhmm...

K: hmm... Well i remembwe konata saying shotacon a few times

T: yeah yeah...

K: but I never really understood the meaning

T: well this one is a bit hard...

K: it's hard?

T: yup.

K: shota?

T: well shota... Came from the name of a character

K: the name of a charcter??!!

T: uh huh.

K: eeeh? Shota?

T: try saying a shota-ish name.

K: shota (the way they say it is different even though it's spelt the same)

T: yup:

K: Eeh? Really?

T: yup.

K: I still don't know.

T: the answer is, shotaro complex. (Sho can mean small and taro is a common ending for a boys name, small boy complex.)



I'm gonna end translations there, my itouch's screen Is getting all wavy and distorted... Need to sleep :P

I translated like 4/5th of the conversation anyways

[Droote]

Are the voices from the anime used in this thing?

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

yup, both seiyuus are doing it

[Misao]

yup, both seiyuus are doing it


Wow. By the translation, they sounded more like their having a natural conversation than they do in the show!

Oh, and you must've been out of it to the point where you posted the translation twice!

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

theyre just talking like normal, a regular conversation a highschool student seems like they would have

[VK-Skelton]

T: the answer is ya, YAmanasi (no hill), O, Ochiganai (no downhill), I, Iminasi (without meaning). So it's a story without a rising action or resolution and has no meaning.

Apparently that's what you call yaoi. (lol?)



Heh, Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei, much?

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

lol VK

[VK-Skelton]

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/6470/szscombo1.jpg
http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/7537/szscombo2.jpg
http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/3366/szscombo3.jpg

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

rofl, but i doubt thats the definition that konata meant...