3 word story!!

[Ann Doxia]

I've seen this before and it's a favorite of mine!

Rules: post ONLY three words to continue the story!

Example:

1st poster: Once upon a

2nd poster: unicorn, Kagami said

1st poster: "What the Heck?!?"

2nd poster: and jumped off.

see? easy!

I'll start!!!



One night, Shiraishi

[Dlanor]

Woke up and..

[Supernova141]

Woke up and..


reached down my

[Dally]

Woke up and..


reached down my



blanket and yanked

[Angelic]

On the Pillow

[Freeman]

Woke up and..


reached down my



blanket and yanked


my cellphone out

[Ann Doxia]

XD no quoting another post plz. We can't afford to have one comment taking up an entire page. THANKS! ^w^


of my pocket

[KonataIzumi]

and called Akira

[Swizzle]

a dirty person.

[konatafan8765437]

she didnt like

[Niko Jims]

the fact that

[Filleraol]

it was true

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

but then shiraishi

[Hammy]

went to the

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Store outside and

[patchis-forest]

bought ice cream

[Hammy]

with chocolate topping

[patchis-forest]

that melted. so...

[Hammy]

he decided to

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Go annoy someone

[konatafan8765437]

but that didnt

[Hammy]

work because he

[KonataIzumi]

started to float

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Into the sky

[patchis-forest]

and flew away.

[Freeman]

While flying, a

[patchis-forest]

giant fish came

[KonataIzumi]

and said, "You

[patchis-forest]

r going to

[Dally]

Die on me

[Shiraishi-kun]

Which Shiraishi then

[Ann Doxia]

decided was dumb.

Yay! my topic is liked! *happy akira*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

so he went

[Freeman]

and fell down

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

, broke all bones,

[Hammy]

and laid there

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Wondering why he

[Hammy]

had to go

[Konata Suzumiya]

to sleep when...

[KonataIzumi]

the anime aired

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

That he loved

[Hammy]

so he decided

[Konata Suzumiya]

to go home

[Freeman]

and turn on

[Dally]

my giant Duck

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

but decided to

[Hammy]

eat some chips

[Konata Suzumiya]

that contained much

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Cyanide which caused

[Hammy]

him to be

[Freeman]

euphoric and bliss

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Turned into a

[Konata Suzumiya]

big piece of

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

rotten tomatoes then

[Freeman]

found himself struggling

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

without any limbs

[Hammy]

in a vat

[Konata Suzumiya]

of hot burning

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Asphalt so he

[Roflman]

Blew it up...

(Pardon my '...', it's force of habit...)

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

So he was

[Roflman]

Attacked by a...

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Three headed chimera

[Roflman]

That danced very...

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

badly so it

[Roflman]

Defeated Shirashi who...

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

then fell to

[Roflman]

Upwards into the...

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

sky and he

[Roflman]

Ate some delicious...

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Chocolate covered tarantulas

[Roflman]

Full of Cholesterol...

[konatafan8765437]

and lots of

[Hammy]

bacon juice with

[Supernova141]

a complimentary hat

[Roflman]

To revive his...

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

long lost brother

[patchis-forest]

so he could

[Roflman]

Defeat the evil...

[Niko Jims]

of the mudkipz...

[Supernova141]

and their giant

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

friendly big giant

[Roflman]

Who loved mangos...

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

And really hated

[Roflman]

Peaches because of...

[Supernova141]

the rumor that

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

eating peaches would

[Roflman]

Cause the stomach...

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

To implode violently

[Roflman]

Thus ending life...

[Niko Jims]

so he couldn't

[Supernova141]

so he couldn't


poop all week

[Roflman]

One night, Shiraishi woke up and reached down my blanket and yanked (on the pillow) my cellphone out of my pocket and called Akira a dirty person. She didn't like the fact that it was true but then Shiraishi went to the store outside and bought ice cream with chocolate topping that melted. So he decided to go annoy someone but that didn't work because he started to float into the sky and flew away. While flying, a giant fish came and said, "Your going to die on me." Which Shiraishi then decided was dumb. So he went and fell down, broke all bones, and laid there wondering why he had to go to sleep when the anime aired that he loved so he decided to go home and turn on my giant duck but decided to eat some chips that contained much Cyanide which caused him to be euphoric and bliss turned into a big piece of rotten tomatoes then found himself struggling without and limbs in a vat of hot burning asphalt so he blew it up. So he was attacked by a three headed chimera that danced very badly so it defeated Shiraishi who then fell to upwards into the sky and he ate some delicious chocolate covered tarantulas full of cholesterol and lots of bacon juice with a complementary hat to revive his long lost brother so he could defeat the evil of the mudkipz and their giant friendly big giant who loved mangos and really hated peaches because of the rumor that eating peaches would cause the stomach to implode violently thus ending life so he couldn't poop all week...

...After watching anime...

[Shiraishi-kun]

in a marathon

[Hammy]

he thought that

[Roflman]

Akira was going...

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

to really love

[Roflman]

Him crying because...

[Niko Jims]

he is really

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

A big fat

[Roflman]

Chihuahua in disguise...

[Supernova141]

The Chihuahua had

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

A very large

[Supernova141]

shlong, that he

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Cut off so

[Supernova141]

that Santa couldn't

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

give presents to

[Roflman]

Talking watermelons in...

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

the land of

[Empire]

the mens bathroom

[Konata Suzumiya]

which contained no

[Supernova141]

paper towel dispensers

(don't you just hate that?)

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

so the watermelon (when did it become watermelons? it was shiraishi a page ago... oh well better story)

[Roflman]

Built nuclear weapons...

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

to destroy the

[Roflman]

Peaches of the...

[Supernova141]

underground mole people.

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

so it decided

[Roflman]

It would try...

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

to get a

[Shiraishi-kun]

Big fat ugly...

[Konata Suzumiya]

Akira who ate...

[Roflman]

The legs of...

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Poor, sorry, old

[Freeman]

Bill Carter, the

[Niko Jims]

guy who invented

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Some obscure gizmo

[Supernova141]

and used it

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

To summon the

[Konata Suzumiya]

Fuko Ibuki starfish

[Supernova141]

This starfish could

[Niko Jims]

fire lazorz and

[Supernova141]

would never give

(c'mon, you guys know you wanna rick roll this story!)

[Niko Jims]

you up! Never

[VK-Skelton]

gonna let you

[Niko Jims]

down never gonna

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

make more cookies (sorry i had to mess it up)

[Angelic]

So, Akira went

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

to the squirrels

[Niko Jims]

and eated them
(I meant to spell it like that)

[patchis-forest]

and got rabies.

[Niko Jims]

Then, a big

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

giant fat fluffy

[Angelic]

bunny ated the

(meant to spell like that)

[Empire]

poison spaghetti in

[Konata Suzumiya]

the starfish bowl

[Niko Jims]

with over 9000

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

combo breaker crunches

[Empire]

in the restroom

[Konata Suzumiya]

Tomoyo saw Sunohara

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

and decided to

[Konata Suzumiya]

combo kick him

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

with over 9000

[Konata Suzumiya]

kicks to the

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

poor girl across

[Konata Suzumiya]

who kicked sunohara

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

to the moon where

[Konata Suzumiya]

Tomoyo combo kicked

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

her right back

[Konata Suzumiya]

(him) down to Earth

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

oh i thought u said he kicked the poor girl to the moon >_>

and then the

[CYBERDISC]

oh i thought u said he kicked the poor girl to the moon >_>

and then the


dwarf came and...

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Ate a giant

[Konata Suzumiya]

who kicked Sunohara

[leniman]

and danced his....

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

way into the

[Niko Jims]

Michael Jackson household

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

and started to

[leniman]

search for his

[Shiraishi-kun]

fat cousin Lenny

[Freeman]

who actually left

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

A large platypus

[Konata Suzumiya]

sitting with Sunohara

[leniman]

Inside the closet

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

and the closet

[Niko Jims]

exploded into the

[leniman]

6th dimension where

[KonataTheAwesome]

they sat and

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

ate many many

[leniman]

Swedish sponges and

[KonataTheAwesome]

they forgot about

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

the party that

[KonataTheAwesome]

anime lovers and

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

apple loving girls

[KonataTheAwesome]

watched haters of

[Konata Suzumiya]

Clannad which made

[leniman]

An awsome chaos

[KonataTheAwesome]

while the rest

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Of the world

[Dally]

cried from Clannad

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

and the puppys

[Dally]

depressed from Clannad

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

decided to go

[Dally]

commit suicide to

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

save the world

[Konata Suzumiya]

from Kotomi's violin

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

which could shatter

[Shiraishi-kun]

the bones of

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

im editing shiraishis words...

bones, into the

my words


crotch, of indiana jones... (sorry needed to do that, in case ur wondering wtf, its the lyrics for ultimate showdown by lemon demon)

[Shiraishi-kun]

then gandalf the

[KonataTheAwesome]

best oc creator

[KonataTheAwesome]

sea on puny

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Little red boat

[KonataTheAwesome]

but he had

[Empire]

only 1 arm

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

And no oars

[Empire]

With a hot

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

molten lava pouring

[Empire]

from his bag

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

and spilled onto

[Dally]

A woman's dress

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

And fuko appeared

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

"Fuko is very

[leniman]

"Fuko is very


horny today! what

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

The fuck?!?!" said

(I can tell SOMEONE is feeling a bit warmer than usual)

[patchis-forest]

konata. and she

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

proceeded to take

[KonataTheAwesome]

the next step

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

to becoming the

[leniman]

ultimate gamer of

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

all the galaxies.

[Empire]

ate the big

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

makes no sense

[Konata Suzumiya]

so Fuko teleported

[leniman]

back to sherbertland

[Michiyo]

and ate cheesecake.

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

All day long

[leniman]

after that, she

[Niko Jims]

fired her lazor

[Dally]

at your crotch

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

which then exploded

[patchis-forest]

and came back

[Empire]

with a big

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Large red platypus

[KonataTheAwesome]

which is now

[patchis-forest]

so large that

[Droote]

it even can

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Squash death stars

[Droote]

but only if

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

It got the

[Droote]

daily dose of

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

toxic, vile, potion

[Droote]

and of course

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

the green snakes

[Kyoko~Izumi]

Ate everything in

[kirant]

the realm of

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

The puppy eating

[Droote]

mustrad cake loving

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Cheating wives and

[Droote]

blood thirsty clusters