Corupt a Wish!

[Logic Sword]

In this game, you must post a wish, which is then granted by the next player, but with a catch. They then post their wish and so on.

e.g.

1: I wish I could fly.
2: Granted, but only on the 30th February




I wish that Lucky Star would get released in the UK soon.

[Dally]

I wish I ruled the Earth >:]

[AdmiringWorm]

Corupt a wish? i haven't heard of this one, is it on a console(what console?) or is it on PC?
if it is on pc is it fan made(if so where can i download it)?

[Dally]

Corupt a wish? i haven't heard of this one, is it on a console(what console?) or is it on PC?
if it is on pc is it fan made(if so where can i download it)?


Dude, it's a Forum game. The details are at the top....

Lol, I guess I'll have to answer myself:

Granted, but the Earth will collide with Mars 3 seconds after you ruled the world. :)

[AdmiringWorm]

@Dally; ops, just checked under active topics, i didn't bother to check what sub dir it was under. my bad.
oh, well.

Granted, but most of the civilisation have moved to the moon

[Angelic]

I wish i can be like Konata.

[Dally]

Granted, but you will have weird mood swings.

[Konata Suzumiya]

(wheres the wish granting is the best part)
I wish Febuary had a 30th day.

[Konata Suzumiya]

February will have a 30th day after Heptember exists....or When June gets 60 days total.


ur doin it wrong.

[KonataIzumi]

Ker-pow!
Not anymore.
I'm out...

"I'd like to opt out for $1000 dollars."

[AdmiringWorm]

@KonataIzumi; granted, but you will lose in everything else in you whole life

[Freeman]

(Aren't you supposed to make a wish after you grant somebody elses?)

Well, I wish I had an H.E.V Suit

[konatafan8765437]

granted but its destroyed.

I wish my town had something intresting happen to it.

[Kyoko~Izumi]

granted but what was interesting was that an alien destroyed it.



I wish i was some kind of angel :3

[Dlanor]

Granted, but you were soon fired.

I wish school closed.

[Rhea]

Granted, but you're still in it.

I wish I had more time to read whatever I want!

[konatafan8765437]

Granted but there is nothing to read.

I wish that I didnt have Hayfever.

[Dally]

Granted, but you will be allergic to fresh air >:]

I wish I can fly :D

[Konata Suzumiya]

granted but you can only do it for 3 seconds at a time before taking a two week break

I wish my power level was over 9000!

[Dally]

Granted, but you will explode in 3 seconds.

I wish I'm the greatest Otaku that ever lived

[konatafan8765437]

Granted but you die 1 second after.

I wish I had tissues.

[Konata Suzumiya]

Granted but they have pictures of Fuko and Nagisa so You'll just end up crying more.

I wish Fuko was real and was my best friend.

[VK-Skelton]

Granted, but before long everyone starts to... wait. Who are we talking about again?

I wish I had a can of coke

[Logic Sword]

Granted, but there's nothing in it.

I wish that I was a foot taller.

[Hammy]

granted, but so is everyone else

i wish it would rain

[Dally]

Granted, but it'll become sunny and then raining each minute to annoy you.

I wish I can swim.

[Freeman]

Granted, but only in 3 feet of water

I wish that I had an actual Light Saber

[konatafan8765437]

granted but you slice your arms off by accident.

I wish I knew more about PCs

[Hammy]

granted, but then everyone on earth converges on you to have you fix their computer

i wish i had a taco

[konatafan8765437]

granted but its eaten by a dog.

I wish my friends would see my point of view at times!

[Dally]

Granted, but everyone else in the world hates you

I wish I can be where Konata is right now :D

[Ann Doxia]

Granted, but she now thinks your a stalker and has a restraining order on you. XD

I wish I had more food in my house. :/

[Dally]

Grantedm but I made them into eating monsters and they are out to eat you alive >:]

[Ann Doxia]

....so what's your wish, Dally?

[Supernova141]

I wish I had more food in my house. :/


Granted, but it's all broccoli

I wish i could draw anime better.

[Ann Doxia]

Actually I love broccoli. XD

Granted but all you can draw is gay scenes! XP yuk.

I wish I could eat 2 dozen donuts and not get fat from it!! XD

[Dally]

Granted, but you will get anorexic and die from it.

I wish Akira can move somewhere near the North Pole >:]

[KonataIzumi]

Granted, but you're moving with her.

I wish that I had a super fast computer.

[patchis-forest]

your wish is granted, in 100 years.

i wish i had a computer drawing tablet.

[Hammy]

granted, but you had to trade your computer in to get it

i wish there were more anime stores where i live

[konatafan8765437]

Granted but your not allowed in any of them.

I wish I traveled outside the UK more often.

[Hammy]

granted, but you cant go back once you leave

i wish my car's a/c worked

[patchis-forest]

your wish is granted, but then the heat doesent work.

i wish my bro would stop looking at my drawings.

[konatafan8765437]

Granted but now he wont stop looking at your other stuff.

I wish it wasnt so dark outside.

[Supernova141]

Granted but now he wont stop looking at your other stuff.

I wish it wasnt so dark outside.


Granted, it will never be light out again.

i wish i would stop procrastinating and work on my story!

[Freeman]

Granted, but you are unable to think of anything constructive

I wish my friend would stop listening to Deltron 3030

[Supernova141]

Granted, but you are unable to think of anything constructive

I wish my friend would stop listening to Deltron 3030


granted, he'll start listening to soulja boy

I wish they would make a second season of strawberry panic that doesn't suck(ha! i knew that's how you would corrupt it!)

[AdmiringWorm]

Granted, but you are unable to think of anything constructive

I wish my friend would stop listening to Deltron 3030


granted, he'll start listening to soulja boy

I wish they would make a second season of strawberry panic that doesn't suck(ha! i knew that's how you would corrupt it!)


granted, but you will lose your eyesight

i wish i was already a successfull programmer ( think i know how you will corrupt this)

[Supernova141]

Granted, but you are unable to think of anything constructive

I wish my friend would stop listening to Deltron 3030


granted, he'll start listening to soulja boy

I wish they would make a second season of strawberry panic that doesn't suck(ha! i knew that's how you would corrupt it!)


granted, but you will lose your eyesight

i wish i was already a successfull programmer ( think i know how you will corrupt this)


Meh, i may suffer, but the world will benefit.

Anyway, Granted, you will work for Omega force, the people who make dynasty warriors :P

I wish i didn't have the runs anymore

[Hammy]

granted, but now your clogged

i wish my history papers would write themselves

[Konata Suzumiya]

Granted but they are all F papers
I wish I could divide by 0

[Supernova141]

Granted but they are all F papers
I wish I could divide by 0


Granted, but everyone you've ever known and loved all be thrown into a fiery pit of eternal suffering. Wait, that already happens if you divide by 0.

I wish to get the 200M get on 4chan

[Freeman]

Granted, but a new meme sweeps by and you get banned for it.

I wish I get the first copy of Half-Life 2: Episode 3

[Supernova141]

Granted, but a new meme sweeps by and you get banned for it.

I wish I get the first copy of Half-Life 2: Episode 3


Granted, it will be a huge let down.

I wish no one would corrupt this wish.

[Hammy]

granted, but...the next 30 are corrupted in ways you can never imagine

i wish i could function with less sleep

[Supernova141]

granted, but...the next 30 are corrupted in ways you can never imagine

i wish i could function with less sleep


Granted, you will function excelently as a killing machine that almost never sleeps.

I wish this sentence didn't exist. Oh snap, now what?! Time paradox!

[Hammy]

granted, but...*head explodes*

i wish exams hadn't caused me to fall 3 episodes behind in this season's anime

[Supernova141]

granted, but...*head explodes*

i wish exams hadn't caused me to fall 3 episodes behind in this season's anime


Granted, you'll fall FOUR episodes behind! >=D

I wish OP could spell "corrupt" correctly :P

[Hammy]

granted, but instead he misspells "a"

i wish my eyes wouldn't dry out when i use the computer too long

[Dally]

Granted, but you will start crying whenever you use he computer.

I wish I was in the Lucky Star anime :D

[Konata Suzumiya]

granted, but you play a tree.

I wish I could hurry up and finish studying for my science test

[Hammy]

granted, but then youre given 50 other tests to study for

i wish my memory wasnt so bad

[Freeman]

Granted but you gain Amnesia in an accident

I wish my illness would go away

[Konata Suzumiya]

granted, but you recieve Ebola Zaire a day later
I wish Godfather 2 would never end

[Supernova141]

granted, but you recieve Ebola Zaire a day later
I wish Godfather 2 would never end


Granted, you're forced to watch the never-ending movie for the rest of eternity.

I wish i had the power to look at someone and make them instantly orgasm with my thoughts. That'll make those boring lectures a bit more interesting. xD

[Dally]

Granted but you also orgasm yourself so much that you blew up :)

I wish I can be like Kagami :D

[CrYsTaLxAnGeL]

Wish granted . =D
But then a fairy changed you to a potato ! =D

I wish I had another gig in meh lappytop . :c

[konatafan8765437]

granted but then the blue screen of death appears.

I wish I could button mash better.

[Dally]

Granted, but you lose control of your other buttons :)

I wish I can sleep in.

[Supernova141]

I wish I can be like Kagami"

That wish doesn't need any corrupting, it sounds like a miserable existance as it is. -_-


granted but then the blue screen of death appears.

I wish I could button mash better.


Granted, but you can only play racing games :P

I wish all girls were bi

[kirant]

I wish all girls were bi
Granted, but now you're stuck on an island alone.

I wish I had a Neo Granzon I could pilot.

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

wow i was just about to post a thread about this and i noticed this thread already existed... oh and is anyone also from haxcommunity.org? cuz theres seems to be some similar threads...a whatever

granted but you crash it

i wish i could be with konata(the anime one, not our konatas)

[Freeman]

Granted, but it's just a picture of her.

I wish I could advance from Force Sensitive, to Jedi Initiate.

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

granted but youre KIA

i wish i could be with konata in person and live happily ever after (ha how you gonna corrupt that? cuz i gotta be HAPPY!!!)

[Hammy]

granted, but...hmmm...the earth blows up, so happily ever after doesnt last that long

i wish tomorrow would hurry up and get here so i can get my history exam over with (i have to get up at 630am)

[kirant]

Granted, but you fail it. You need the night of study! And the sleep!

I wish I had more time, so I could finish up hacking Fire Emblem.

[Dally]

Granted, but all hacking systems you use are glitched and breaks and cannot be fixed and what's worse, the Fire Emblem game gets malfunctioned.

I wish my life was like a bowl of pie :D

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

granted but it gets eaten by me

i wish i didnt have to goto school

[Dally]

Granted, but you have to go to the Navy Academy :)

I wish I wasn't at a boring class.

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Granted but ur at a boring home instead

I wish I could meet aya hirano with her konata voice

[Supernova141]

Granted, but she thinks you're annoying and tells you leave her alone before she gets her MACE.

I wish I knew Japanese

[Konata Suzumiya]

granted, but you are now deaf... and mute
I wish my friends would start to like anime.

[AdmiringWorm]

granted, but you are now deaf... and mute
I wish my friends would start to like anime.


granted, but there is no more anime airing anymore
i wish i didn't have to drive 600 km tomorrow with cats in the car

[VK-Skelton]

Granted, but now you have to hitchhike 600km with the cats.
I wish I knew where the 'LV Stand' was...

[Freeman]

Granted, but it's impossible to reach, not even metaphysical phenomenon can get you there

I wish my neural impulses were accelerated to x50, with x50 neural connections, and my body being tuned to handle the absurdly fast signals.

[kirant]

Granted, but our super reaction times damage the neural receptors, by great deals of handwaving, and you can't use them at all a year from now.

I wish May 21st could get here faster...and that I wouldn't skip past it by unconciousness or anything of the sort.

[Hammy]

granted, but its the result of time gradually speeding up, and by next year it'll be the year 3879

i wish i had a gigantic block of cheese

[Freeman]

Granted, but you 'had' it in an alternate universe.

I wish I could use Greater Teleport, the spell, at will every 1d4 rounds.

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Granted but it gets destroyed


I wish I could sleep more T.T

[Freeman]

Granted but it gets destroyed


....that doesn't make sense

[Swizzle]

Granted but it gets destroyed


I wish I could sleep more T.T


Granted. But the more sleep you got the more tired you would become.

I wish I could do all the voices that Hirano Aya could and still be able to do my own voice as well.

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

??
??????????????????V^_^V lol (in case u cant read japanese i said granted, but i cut your throat with a knife V^_^V)

i wish i could be with konata 4eva(no not the pixilated images)

[Freeman]

Granted, but you are turned into a lifeless figurine that she purchases and takes to the grave.

I wish...that...I knew what I wanted to wish for DX

[Swizzle]

Granted, but then you figured out that you wished for death, that's granted and you die.

I wish Hirano Aya came out with konata dialogues every week.

[Hikari-chan]

Granted, but then you figured out that you wished for death, that's granted and you die.

I wish Hirano Aya came out with konata dialogues every week.


Your wish is granted, but after the first week, she loses her voice for several months!!

Hikari-chan wishes she had a dango daikazoku!~

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

granted but they disapear (you did mean daikazoku as in big family right? dai=?, kazoku=???)

i wish that i had 152235 arms?

[Swizzle]

Granted, but you have no control over any of them!

I wish this wish wasn't about Hirano Aya.

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

granted but you just made one about her (fail lol)

i wish that i could get more +reps T.T (i do so much, no +rep lol)

[Roflman]

Granted, but then you were banned...

I wish that this wish wouldn't become corrupt...

[Hammy]

granted, but for each +rep you get, you get 50 -reps

i wish Sketchbook manga/anime were licensed

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

granted but the internet cyberspace disapears

[Supernova141]

Good job not wishing for anything

i wish for peace on earth and no more world hunger. Can you corrupt that with a clear conscious?

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Granted but you die For the cause (hey that's reasonable)

I wish I wasn't so god damn nervous right now, got the concert in 2 minutes

[Freeman]

Granted, but you gain an equal amount of anxiety

I wish my hangover would stop making me sick XP

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Granted but you get the swine fly which makes you sick

I wish I had more free time to myself

[Supernova141]

Granted but you get the swine fly which makes you sick

I wish I had more free time to myself


Granted, you get expelled from high school.

I wish I was 4 inches taller.

[Roflman]

Granted, you get expelled from high school.

I wish I was 4 inches taller.

Granted, but your stomach grows 8 inches wider...

I wish I could speak, write, and read every language...

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

granted but you become deaf, mute, and paralyzed in the hands

i wish that life was full of good stuff and no bad stuff

[Supernova141]

granted but you become deaf, mute, and paralyzed in the hands

i wish that life was full of good stuff and no bad stuff


He said he wanted to "speak" the languages ;)

anyway, granted, but our lifespan is halved.

I wish Rick astley would never give me up.

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

granted but you become deaf, mute, and paralyzed in the hands

i wish that life was full of good stuff and no bad stuff


He said he wanted to "speak" the languages ;)

anyway, granted, but our lifespan is halved.

I wish Rick astley would never give me up.


"mute"

read :P

granted but you give em up instead

i wish i could edit on photoshop better

[Roflman]

Granted, but your computers break and you lose the serial code...

I wish the school lunches were better...

[Supernova141]

Granted, but your computers break and you lose the serial code...

I wish the school lunches were better...


Granted, now they cost double.

I wish I would get off this site and stop procrastinating.

[Roflman]

Granted, now they cost double.

I wish I would get off this site and stop procrastinating.

Granted, but then while your gone, a big event happens here...

I wish the better school lunches were free... ;)

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

granted but the school burns down so no food

i wish someone would side with me in the otaku debate... (im being ganged up on like 20 on 1 T.T)

[Supernova141]

Granted, now they cost double.

I wish I would get off this site and stop procrastinating.

Granted, but then while your gone, a big event happens here...

I wish the better school lunches were free... ;)


Granted, during school hours, you have no appetite no matter what.

Hey, you didn't really grant my wish! I'm still here!

I wish i could draw doujins really well like Hiyori.

[Freeman]

Granted, but you decide that you'd rather not draw at all.

I wish I could find an artifact from The Zone (STALKER: Shadow of Chernobyl)

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

so what? my wish gets totally ignored?

granted but the artifact is a weapon of mass destruction, only you dont realize it till too late

and now back to my wish

i wish someone would side with me in the otaku debate... (im being ganged up on like 20 on 1 T.T)

[Konata Suzumiya]

granted, (already has happened) but ultimately the thread explodes crippling everybody who viewed it...

I wish the thread wouldn't explode

[kirant]

Granted, but nobody agrees with 7h3d4rkw0lf

I wish YouTube would stop trying to enforce its copyright laws.

[Konata Suzumiya]

(wait I already agree wit... it's so hopeless i'm too ignored lol)
granted, but they remove all the videos

I wish people would pay attention to what I say (or type for that matter)! lol

[Roflman]

(wait I already agree wit... it's so hopeless i'm too ignored lol)
granted, but they remove all the videos

I wish people would pay attention to what I say (or type for that matter)! lol

Granted, but then they forget after 5 seconds...

I wish it were summer vacation already...

[Supernova141]

Granted, but you have to take summer school.

I wish to get an A on the exam

[kirant]

Granted, but everybody gets an A, and your teacher decides to bell curve it. Now, everybody gets a C.

I wish both my gods appeared in the same room (Haruhi and the Flying Spagetti Monster)

[Freeman]

Granted, but they appear in a picture you drew.

I wish that I will make a Quantum Physics break-through in the near future.

[Supernova141]

Granted, but they appear in a picture you drew.

I wish that I will make a Quantum Physics break-through in the near future.


Granted, the world implodes into a micro black hole.

I wish I could think of a better wish.

[Hammy]

granted, but said wish ends up causing the destruction of the universe

i wish my hair would stop turning gray so early

[konatafan8765437]

granted, but said wish ends up causing the destruction of the universe

i wish my hair would stop turning gray so early


granted but it falls out instead.

I wish I wasnt so tired in the mornings.

[kirant]

Granted, but they appear in a picture you drew.
Good enough for me.

konatafan - Granted, but because you wake up earlier, you start suffering sleep depravation. Have fun losing your equlibrium.

I wish I could get my "anime-to-watch" list above 2.

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

granted but you get no access to a computer or tv anywhere so you cant watch any of them


i wish youtube would upload my videos faster... (been waiting an hour for a video now... about half way done)

[Freeman]

Granted, but right after upload, the site crashes for 2 days.

I wish that hawking radiation would take effect when that micro-blackhole is created

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

granted but... uhh i have no idea what youre talking about so....

THE WORLD BLOWS UP THE END GOODBYE lol

i wish people would at least read my messages on the otaku debate

[Roflman]

granted but... uhh i have no idea what youre talking about so....

THE WORLD BLOWS UP THE END GOODBYE lol

i wish people would at least read my messages on the otaku debate

Granted, but before they do, a mega hacker edited all of them to contain chain letters...

I wish I could download torrents at a rate of 1 gb/s without any problems... ;)

[kirant]

I wish I could download torrents at a rate of 1 gb/s without any problems...
Granted, but there are no more seeders.

I wish the Large Hadron Colider actually worked. And that physics wouldn't break and create blackholes from it.

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

granted but... gah more things i have no idea what its about...

THE WORLD ENDS THE END (lol)

i wish more ppl would view my awesome drumming skillz videos http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k8MebHxzVI&feature=email

[Roflman]

granted but... gah more things i have no idea what its about...

THE WORLD ENDS THE END (lol)

i wish more ppl would view my awesome drumming skillz videos http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k8MebHxzVI&feature=email

Granted, but everyone who does flames it and rates it 1 star...

I wish that my wishes wouldn't get corrupted (including this one)... ;)

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

granted but then you cant make any wishes (well...)

i wish everyone could get along and have fun with no violence or death whatsoever

[Konata Suzumiya]

granted but when they (every world leader) press the nuclear lock down they forgot that meant self destruct and everyone dies

I wish that my house was a fallout shelter in this situation

[Roflman]

granted but when they (every world leader) press the nuclear lock down they forgot that meant self destruct and everyone dies

I wish that my house was a fallout shelter in this situation

Granted, but when it happened, you weren't home...

I wish that book 10 of Haruhi Suzumiya would come out, I would buy the english one (or read a translation), and live happily ever after...

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

granted but it costs $9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999 for one copy (and costs twice as much to read the online english translated ones)

i wish i could stay awake longer and still wake up normally

[Hammy]

granted, but now you no longer need sleep to function, and eventually end up going insane

i wish i could find a pen in my house that wasn't out of ink

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

granted, but now you no longer need sleep to function, and eventually end up going insane

i wish i could find a pen in my house that wasn't out of ink


granted, but you cant find anything to write on

i wish i could stay at home more so i can watch all the animes i need to watch...

[kirant]

Granted, but you are too ill to watch them.

I wish Steven Hawkings could successfully complete his unified theory on the universe before he dies.

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Granted, but you are too ill to watch them.

I wish Steven Hawkings could successfully complete his unified theory on the universe before he dies.


just want to say that i am NEVER too sick to watch anime :P

granted but you die before he finishes it

i wish the cut i got on my finger would hurry the hell up and heal

[Supernova141]

Granted, but you are too ill to watch them.

I wish Steven Hawkings could successfully complete his unified theory on the universe before he dies.


just want to say that i am NEVER too sick to watch anime :P

granted but you die before he finishes it

i wish the cut i got on my finger would hurry the hell up and heal


Granted, but you get a bigger cut on your toe.

I wish the third season of black lagoon would hurry up and come out

[kirant]

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish I knew how much Rule 63 has been applied to Haruhi.

[Supernova141]

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish I knew how much Rule 63 has been applied to Haruhi.


Granted, You also find out how much rule 76 has been applied.

I wish modern warfare 2 would come out tomorrow and didn't suck and i was in no way prevented from playing it.

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

granted but instead, you lose interest so you dont play it

i wish i could DL more vids faster without any computer error of any kind

[Angelic]

granted, but a new virus will come up and give you an error.

I wish i could fly or run very fast. (current speed is fast)

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

but i said a computer error of ANY kind so that corruption is NOT VALID!!!!!!!!!!!

anyways granted, but you fly or run into a spiked wall and impale yourself to death

i wish i could make my mom shut up -.-

[kirant]

Granted, but your dad starts berating you for her.

I wish 7h3d4rkw0lf would post a reply on the Religion Debate.

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Granted but you don't see the reply(ima reply to that thread next)

I wish I can wake up in 4 hours T.T (too much WaW and now I cnt sleep)

[Konata Suzumiya]

Granted, but you get the rank reset glitch
I wish that Clannad is getting a third season this upcoming october.

[Supernova141]

Granted, but the girl on your siggy goes bat-shit crazy and kills everyone(idk if that's a bad thing, but meh...)

I wish 80's death metal was back!!!

[KonataTheAwesome]

Granted, but you will be transportated to the time it started.

i wish i had tickets to see god knows!

[Angelic]

Granted. but then someone steals your ticket when you get it.

I wish i can find love.

[Freeman]

Granted, but turns out it's the surname of a mass-murderer...his motive is people that ask about his name.

I wish that I could be on Rokkenjima to help solve the Epitaph of the Golden Witch.

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Dam it I hate corrupting freemans wishes,7i never understand them!!!!!!

Granted but it gets corrupted

I wish I could watch every anime on my "hold" list at one time and comprehend and remember everything

[kirant]

Granted, but your hold list now contains no shows.

I wish 7h3d4rkw0lf could understand Freeman's wishes.

[Konata Suzumiya]

granted, but Freeman no longer has any wishes

I wish my school was like my xbox live friend's

[Supernova141]

granted, but Freeman no longer has any wishes

I wish my school was like my xbox live friend's


granted, but your friends list will be full of noobs and glitchers.

I wish there were no more stupid peope on earth.

[kirant]

Granted, but all people are now zombies

I wish I could think of a wish that I could get corrupted.

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

granted, but it doesnt get corrupted because no one wants to

i wish my mom would disapear from the face of the earth... (still pissed from last night)

[Freeman]

Granted, but she reappears almost as fast as she disappeared

I wish that I could make more wishes....TT_TT

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

granted but everyone ignores them

i wish my mom would disapear and never return

[kirant]

Granted, but you dissapear with her. Now you are stuck with her forever.

I wish you'd stop wishing about your mother.

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

granted but i start wishing about my dad

i wish more eps of season two haruhi would come out!

im freaking out in happiness, i thought it was gonna come during the fall, not now! and its especially surprising that theyre doing both haruhi AND K-ON at the same time

[Konata Suzumiya]

granted but season 3 will be released 3428

I wish that someone will reply in this topic

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Granted but they don't corrupt your wish

I wish I could sit down and watch every anime I want to in one sitting

[kirant]

Granted, but short term memory makes you forget it all

I wish the next 3 weeks would dissapear right now.

[VK-Skelton]

Granted, but you dissapear with it. Sort of like the film Groundhog Day. Except it's Groundhog Three-Weeks. In June.

I wish I had more Pepsi

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

granted but you cant do anything with it

i wish K-ON ep 9 would air tomorrow (even though im watching 8 right now)

[Sutii-chan]

granted but you' ll miss it tomorrow

I wish I could be a S.T.A.R.S. member

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

granted but you' ll miss it tomorrow

I wish I could be a S.T.A.R.S. member


granted but 5 minutes, it disbands

i wish my mom would stop bugging me to clean my room

[Konata Suzumiya]

Granted, but your dad starts bugging you about it

I wish you would clean your room

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Granted, but your dad starts bugging you about it

I wish you would clean your room


HA I KNEW SOMEONE WAS GOING TO SAY THAT!!!!!! i actually thought about putting it in a spoiler "the next person will say..."

granted but my friend makes it messy again

i wish my friends would stay on WaW past 1AM cuz im always playing alone after 1... and that i could play with them (ha, no power shortage corruptions)

[Sutii-chan]

granted, but there will be a power out :P

I wish I was Chris Redfield (lol I hooked on Re)

[Konata Suzumiya]

Granted but you have to put up with Sheva

I wish more awesome late night conversations would ensue like tonight

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

granted, but there will be a power out :P

I wish I was Chris Redfield (lol I hooked on Re)

THAT CORRUPTION IS NOT VALID SINCE I SAID NO POWER SHORTAGES!!!

FAIL!!!!

Granted but you have to put up with Sheva

I wish more awesome late night conversations would ensue like tonight


Granted but it only happens once and every day after is rly boring

I wish ppl would correctly corrupt my wishes

[konatafan8765437]

granted. but then you never wish again after one last wish.

I wish I would stop listioning to the same song over and over.

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

granted. but then you never wish again after one last wish.

I wish I would stop listioning to the same song over and over.


granted but the song gets stuck in your head and you keep on humming it over and over

i wish more people would read my fanfics and not flame me about it... http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5045766/1/warriors_hearth

[Dally]

Granted, instead, they will come to your house and throw glass bottles at your face.

I wish Fuko was with me right now :D

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

granted but shes in a .jpg form

i wish i could write my story faster -.- (and are you guys reading it?!)

[Dally]

granted, but the story will become crappy.

I wish I can quit school and get rich forever :D

[Sutii-chan]

granted, but you will be assassinated by me XD

I wish I was a great assassin

[kirant]

Granted, but you lose your arms and legs during the training...and was not taught how to kill people with your face.

I wish more debates would pop up on the forums I visit.

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

granted but all your accounts are closed and all the debates are in the members only section, plus your IP is perma banned and proxy sites are blocked from your internet, everyewhere you go

i wish i could get a hell of alot more money on epic pet wars on my itouch -,- (negative 50000 income... -.-)

[kirant]

Granted, but you go broke immidietly. Everything is taken by my RePo men first, including your extra money.

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

good job on not making a wish yourself...

i wish my frends would actually go on WaW

[Dally]

granted, but after 3 seconds, the whole game crashes down and cannot play it anymore.

I wish I was invincible and immortal :D

[Sutii-chan]

granted, but when everyone else die, you' ll get easly bored XD

I wish I was handsome

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

granted, but when everyone else die, you' ll get easly bored XD

I wish I was handsome


granted but you get hit on by a bunch of gay people, not hot girls

[Sutii-chan]

Gyaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! *punches himself in the face with a rough thing a looks as usual*
Phew *sigh*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Gyaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! *punches himself in the face with a rough thing a looks as usual*
Phew *sigh*


granted, but now you get hit on by ugly ass girls since they cant get anyone else

i wish i could meet aya hirano and have her talk with me in her haruhi/konata voice!

[Sutii-chan]

granted, but in the middle of the conversation I' ll kidnap her

i wish that i wasnt so unlucky

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

granted, but in the middle of the conversation I' ll kidnap her (but 7h3d4rkw0lf snipes me in the head as i run away)

i wish that i wasnt so unlucky


read the quote carefully

granted but you get lucky as in you get hit by a bullet in a 1/99999999 chance

i wish that lucky S.T.A.R.S. will be a success (can you corrupt that? hmm?)

[Sutii-chan]

granted, but you' ll die first *snaps with finger twice*

I wish I would have more bright ideas

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

granted but you get writers block and cant write anything down

[Sutii-chan]

darn... oh shit!

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

congratulattions to me and sutii for not making a wish to corrupt >_>

i wish i could download all the haruhi character songs faster...

[KonataTheAwesome]

Granted, but you get a virus from downloading them all.


I wish i lived in an anime world! (lol)

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

granted but you live in the anime world of papers

i wish i could meet konata in person (idk how its possible but who cares?) and, no, she cant be in a .jpg or pdf or anything else cuz then she wont be in person

[Kagamin~Is love]

Granted, but she's too involved in Anime and Manga to talk to you.

I wish to have food. (XD)

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Granted, but she's too involved in Anime and Manga to talk to you.

I wish to have food. (XD)


nah that wont happen since i would be watching anime with her or reading manga with her

granted but its rotten and you get a stomach virus tomorrow and it doesnt go away for a whole month (stomach viruses... KILL)(had one a few months back)

i wish the damn downloading would go faster... and no viruses

[kirant]

Granted, but your computer explodes

I wish I could remember to make a corruptable wish.

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Granted but people never look at this thread again

I wish my mom would get off the dam comp and let me use it (I'm on a itouch)

[Dally]

Granted, but the Computer breaks down when you touch it.

I wish I died a happy death and went to Heaven...

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

granted but then as youre getting close to the entrance you get rejected (any of you see southparks movie? that bigger longer uncut thing? ya the part where kenny goes to heaven then gets REJECTED

[kirant]

I wish people would stop forgetting to make wishes

[Droote]

Granted, but they will forget soon

I wish Don Rosa didn't retire.

[Konata Suzumiya]

Granted but she started sucking

I wish Mass effect 2 would hurry up, come out, and be declared Teh Most Game Evar 2!

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Granted but it all gets recalled because the CD contained some chemical that could screw up your console and doesn't get released again or years
Mi wish I could get my frens to shut up -_-

[kirant]

Granted. Your frens shut up. Your friends don't.

I wish Economy = Fixed.

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Granted but then a week later, we go into a depression worse than the great depression

I wish I can fall asleep now cuz I'm going to cape may tommorow

[Freeman]

Granted but you never wake up. Ever. Period.

I wish...that Prototype would release tomorrow.

[Droote]

Granted, but it was taken back the day after tomorrow because of a major bug in the game

I wish I could fly

[kirant]

Granted, but Gravity takes a vacation. Now everybody flies

I wish I knew what happened to 7h3d4rkw0lf

[Droote]

Granted, but you get the information without understanding it

I wish I could have my own car

[kirant]

Granted, but the car blows up ala The Dark Knight

I wish everything ended Mythbusters style.

[Droote]

Granted, but it is only plausible granted

I wish I wouldn't be forced to go away this weekend.

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Granted but you get forced to go away this weekdays and forever after yhaat


I wish I could wish

[kirant]

Granted, but now the logic paradox creates a massive rip in the Universe. As Bender puts it: We're boned.

I wish that massive rip would seal up.

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

You've been listening to freeman too much again -_-

Granted but you get teleported into that Rip before it heals up


wish I can understand what evryone says!

[Droote]

Granted, but a yellow little fish will be constantly swimming in your head

I wish dinner was ready cuz im starving!

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

granted but its poisoned and you die

i wish my parents would disapear

[Droote]

granted, but they come back to haunt you

I wish darkwolf would answer my PM

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Granted but the sending fails (when did you send me a pm?!?)

I wish the email notifications would work better

[kirant]

Granted, but no darkwolf exists. Only d4rkw0lf.

I wish the NHL playoffs end tonight (Isn't a Red Wings fan. Just wants to get the Flame's coach named)

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Granted but the stadium at which the game I'd played blows up

I wish i wont get caught playing ps3 to tonight... Dam I just jinxed it...

[Hammy]

granted, but its because you've slipped into a time warp where only you exist

i wish i wasnt covered in mosquito bites

[Droote]

Granted, but you are covered in bee stings.

I wish my internet speed was faster

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

granted but your computer breaks so its useless anyways


i wish i could live 4ever and whoever i want and we couldnt feel any unpleasant feelings/emotions/etc

[furball]

you guys get bored and commit suicide

I wish i had more time

[cutter26947]

granted, but you will get bored after awhile

i wish the kid at my school would stop bitching at me to stop playing iron maiden

[furball]

granted, but everyone else starts doing it

I wish all my projects from now on are all A+

[pikagirl2]

Wish granted, but all of youre normal grades are now F.


I wish my body wasnt so frail.

[furball]

granted, but now you have a male bodybuilder's body

I wish everyone was aethiest

[pikagirl2]

granted, but now you have a male bodybuilder's body

I wish everyone was aethiest
(Aethiest is a person that doesnt believe in god, right?) Granted, but it turns out that god is real, and he kills everyone.

I wish that the world had no fighting and was all peace filled.

[furball]

granted....after a nuclear bomb destroys the world

I wish i had perfect eyesight

[Whitenblade]

Granted, but your eyes are also blasted out by a blowtorch

I wish I could divide by zero.

[furball]

granted, but you just get infinity

I wish School was easy

[pikagirl2]

Granted, but there are now 50 grades instead of 12.

I wish that the Lucky Star characters were real.

[furball]

Granted, but we become an anime

I wish everyone in the world turned into a girl XD

[pikagirl2]

Granted, but we become an anime

I wish everyone in the world turned into a girl XD
(You do know that the anime thing wouldnt be a bad thing) Granted, but eventually everyone dies due to lack of lesbians and bis.

I wish that I wasnt tired all the time.

[furball]

granted, you're tired most of the time

I wish I had mroe yuri to read

[pikagirl2]

granted, you're tired most of the time

I wish I had mroe yuri to read

Granted, but you get arrested because you are thought of stealing it.

I wish I was never tired.

[furball]

Granted, but you are always sleepy

I wish I could stop time

[Delfringher]

Granted, but you stop moving too

[Supernova141]

I wish the above poster remembered to post a wish.

[Konata Suzumiya]

granted but everyone would ignore it anyway

I wish splinter cell conviction would hurry up and come out

[Ann Doxia]

Granted, but it ends up sucking. x3

I wish I were married to a hott bishie billionaire who thinks I'm the cutest thing EVAR!!! *huggles sig bishies*