Corupt a Wish!

[Tsukasa's_Lover]

granted, but now everyone farts in their sleep.

I wish for a wish.

[Forsakn Wrath]

Granted!! but the next wish will be corrupted twice

i wish everyone spoke english

[furball]

but speak engrish at them mouth

I wish for a good mechanical pencil

[JamieLyssanahCamard]

Granted, But it's filled with ink and explodes and makes a huge mess.

I wish my boyfriend had more common sence...

[Forsakn Wrath]

Granted!! but hes smarter now and leaves you for another girl

i wish for real spy gadgets

[JamieLyssanahCamard]

Granted, But the ones you get are defective and make you very sick untill you bleed from the eyes, nose, mouth, ears, and everywhere else untill you die from blood loss O.o

I wish i wasn't so wierd...lol

[Forsakn Wrath]

Granted!! your a dog, cause everyone is weird and cant be normal

i wish for peace and quite

[JamieLyssanahCamard]

Granted, But it only lasts 2 milliseconds and then it turns into chaos after those 2 milliseconds.

I wish i knew how to play more than 3 notes on my guitar

[furball]

granted. you now know how to play 4

I wish music sounded better

[JamieLyssanahCamard]

(4 is better than 3 :3)
Granted, But you become deaf and now can't listen to any music.

I wish the two demonic freak kids weren't coming this weekend...

[Forsakn Wrath]

Granted!! they are coming today

i wish for better ideas for wishing

[furball]

But you become a idiot

I wish iPods had more batteries

[Yoda]

Granted, but all iPods blow up.

I wish for a shotgun.

[furball]

But you shoot yourself

I wish for a battlE spatula

[JamieLyssanahCamard]

Granted, But i don't know how to corrupt this wish, So everybody blows up.....O.o

I wish i knew alot of words other people didn't know and confuse them with my vocabulary :3

[furball]

But they just think ur weird and u made them up

I wish for knowledge