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Kirino
06-26-2009, 07:53 AM
So I was watering my plants like usual, right?

Well, there's this weird mound in the middle of yard and nothing I do gets rid of it. So I finally said enough and grabbed my shovel. The dirt was surprisingly soft and I had no trouble digging through it, but after a while my shovel screamed for me to stop because I was hurting it. I tossed it to side and stuck my fingers in the ground.

The ground was Jello.

I chowed down like the glutton I am. I ate so much ground that it was spewing out of all my orifices. It was orgasmic. It became to the point of where I could not tell which was me and which was Jello. I humped the ground.

A voice pierced the heavens with his drill, "My son, what is the capital of Nigeria?"
I absentmindedly answered, "Mormons like pancakes."

CORRECT DING DING DING DING

The jello morphed into a two dimensional smiley face except it was more like 5D because it consumed me and my purity of essence. I heard the screams of a million Canadian children on Youtube.

Next thing I know, I'm naked holding my laptop, my dog's tail, and an empty can of Dr. Pepper. Before me is a door with a huge key hole on the front. I think it leads to the Final Boss.

There's internet down here.

What the fuck just happened?
Lucky Flame
06-26-2009, 07:56 AM
May I refer you to a rehabilitation center?
VK-Skelton
06-26-2009, 07:58 AM
Brb, got to make a call to get someone sectioned.
kirant
06-26-2009, 08:04 AM
Please consult Yuki Nagato for further explanation.
Lucky Flame
06-26-2009, 08:05 AM
No consult the Patriots, after all they control us all.
kirant
06-26-2009, 08:07 AM
Yeah, but you learn so many cool words when talking to Yuki...
Lucky Flame
06-26-2009, 08:09 AM
;)

uxl4hmyWOO4

Best codec convo in all of Metal Gear.
kirant
06-26-2009, 08:18 AM
?/10

Never finished watching the video. Might watch again.
Lucky Flame
06-26-2009, 08:20 AM
Watch ALL OF IT when you get the chance and LISTEN TO ALL OF IT or else it won't have the effect it's supposed to have.
kirant
06-26-2009, 08:25 AM
B...but...my volume's muted, I have no earphones, my laptop has ~8% power left (charging now), and my parents are both still around typing stuff up...
Lucky Flame
06-26-2009, 08:54 AM
I said when you get the chance.
furball
11-23-2009, 06:32 AM
... o.0
what the heck?

lay off the LSD dude.
Kirino
11-23-2009, 06:41 AM
LUCY IN THE SSSSKKKYYY WITH DIIIAAAMONDS
CYBERDISC
11-23-2009, 07:24 AM
Hmmmm well If you wrote this down all by yourself, i gotta admit is a randomness and mindfuckness masterpiece.

I lol'd xDDDD
Thane of Cawdor
01-31-2010, 03:04 AM
you and I are a lot alike.
jbm0592
01-31-2010, 03:32 AM
Hmm, that reminds me of myself when I try to find glitches in life, like if you're walking and all of the sudden you fall through the map because the textures or whatever weren't place close enough together. Or maybe something like Glitch City from Pokemon, maybe there's a gameshark for life or maybe even some sort of ~ key I can press to bring down a console that displays all the coding of life and I can interpret it anyway I want =D.

;)

uxl4hmyWOO4

Best codec convo in all of Metal Gear.
That part and the parts before it where the colonel kept calling about random things freaked me out. When I had gotten to the part where you're naked, I had been playing for about 6 hours, then the colonel called and started saying random things in japanese really fast, I saved and turned off my PS2 because I thought it was overheating =[
Metaler
01-31-2010, 04:43 AM
;)

uxl4hmyWOO4

Best codec convo in all of Metal Gear.
Damn... THIS is why MGS is the best game series EVER!

Anyways, what have you been smoking, Elekari? xD~
Hikari-chan
01-31-2010, 05:16 AM
Thread necromancy is a no-no~ <3

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