My Immortal

[kirant]

I'm sure anybody who knew what I was talking about probably knows where I'm heading with this.

Anyways, for those who don't know, My Immortal is (by general agreement) the WORST fanfiction in history. For that very reason, it's hilarious to read. Copy can be found here (EDIT - Beware of [really funny and poorly spelt] PG-14 "Language"):

http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/index.htm

Now, if you're bored and want to waste a couple hours, read the whole think and attempt to comprehend it. Just remember to stop if you feel your IQ dropping.

If the latter happens...heck, even if you manage through all 44 "chapters", go here for fun:
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/My_Immortal
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/MyImmortal

Laugh some more. And if you want a challenge (or a fun way for suicide if you use actual alcohol), try this. I suggest using water or your soft drink of choice. If you use alcohol and intend to live the next day, keep Poison Control on speed dial:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/DrinkingGame/MyImmortal

Have fun.

Comments?

[Lucky Flame]

Wow.

I seriously could not read past the first 3 sentences of the first chapter, then I skimmed and something about Hogwarts? I stopped right there.

[konatafan8765437]

my eyes! they burn!

[Konata_is_Mine]

0-0 please tell me this was not real. PLEASE!!!

[kirant]

0-0 please tell me this was not real. PLEASE!!!


It's debated whether or not the author is _the best troll of all time_ or just a really, really terrible [that's an understatement] author.

[Supernova141]

IDK if anyone would go that far to troll xD

I read "i love hot topic" and just started laughing.

wow, this person should kill her(him?)self

[Konata Suzumiya]

omg what is that its burning my eyes!

[Konata_is_Mine]

That would be downright painful to troll,The only people that could fix that story would be Chuck Norris, Rambo, and a 50cal through the authors head.

[Rhea]

Haha, I've read a couple of passages from this thing.
It's hilarious XD

Edit:
I cried sexily I just wanted 2 go 2 the commen room and slit my wrists with mi friends while we watched Shark Attak 3 and Saw 2 and do it with Draco but I knew I had 2 do somefing more impotent. "ABRA KEDABRA!!11111" I shooted.
Gold.

[konatafan8765437]

no one can be forgiven for that much abuse of the english language!

[Lucky Flame]

Oh dear god, that was painful to read.

[KonataTheAwesome]

dat hwad mor misplling den thdis
(that had more misspellings then this)[hr]
*Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. “I hath telekinesis.” he answered cruelly. “And if you doth not kill Vampire, then thou know what will happen to Draco!” he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick.*
NO I HAS TELEKINESIS XD

[Lucky Flame]

......uu...uhhhhh *shiver*

[Hammy]

wtf did i just (attempt) read..?

that beginning part just looked like some random ramble

[kirant]

Either the worst fan fiction of Harry Potter ever created...or the best troll story of all tme.

[VK-Skelton]

Ebony waited. The lights above her blinked and sparked out of the air. There were vampires in the school . She didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. Her warnings to Dumblydore were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Ebony was a student for seven years. When she was young she watched the wizards and she said to dad "I want to be wizard daddy."
Dad said "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!?!"
There was a time when she believed him. Then as she got oldered he stopped. But now in the wizard school of Hogwarts she knew there were vampires.
"This is Draco" the radio crackered. "You must fight the vampires!"
So Ebony gotted her wand and blew up the wall.
"SHE GOING TO KILL US" said the vampires
"I will shoot at her" said Harry Potter and he fired the wand. Ebony magiced at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the vampires" she shouted
The radio said "No, Ebony. You are the vampires"
And then Ebony was a Mary Sue.

[Supernova141]

Ok, at first i was thinking that this bitch must be retarded, but after a while, i figured it MUST be a troll. NO ONE, can be that stupid... -_-

I'v decided to read the whole thing. Troll or not, it's too fucking hilarious.

EDIT: I just realized, i'm reading the story in Ali-G's voice! lmao!

EDIT 2: "and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride." Now i'm sure it's a troll.