Sutii Channel!

[Sutii-chan]

HI EVERYONE!

My name is Steve Gyöngyösi, but everyone calls me Sutiivu. It' s been a long time since I joined our little community, and every time I visit the forum, I find more and more interesting topics and threads...

This is my... uhm... maybe 5th thread so far, and I hope it will be as successfull as my other threads...

The thread is ment to show my everyday life, in various comical situations...

The "Sutii-sama's assistant" title is already claimed by 7h3d4rkw0lf. I' m sure he' ll be a great assistant... I don' t think that I need to introduce ourselves, but if you new to the site, feel free to PM us...

Before he arrives (he better show up or else...), I would like to tell you a little secret about me:

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/3340/suchaep1.jpg (http://img269.imageshack.us/my.php?image=suchaep1.jpg)

*black screen*
Whe the HELL is 7h3d4rkw0lf?! Just wait 'till I find him...
*end of the show*

[Supernova141]

Dude, you're a great artist, i'm jealous! I wish i could draw so consistantly! My drawings always end up looking like two totaly different people even when it's the same character. >_<

Anyways, i'm looking forward to moar.

[Sutii-chan]

Don' t worry, Supernova1337! There will be more...
And tnx for the compliments!
It was very hard to outline it with a black fibre-pen.
And sorry for the small pic

[Konata_is_Mine]

lol, good artwork! I did a couple comics like these about my life for a while, and then it turned into THE COWMETAL ALCHEMIST!!! that was a few months ago.. last time i checked my drawings and notes me and Konata were learning Kung-Fu from Chuck Norris-Sensi o_0

[patchis-forest]

that was funny. gabica! XD
i used to draw funny comics.... until my dad threw them out (accidentally -_-)

[Kagamin~Is love]

Awesome! Haha! I hope to see another one soon, my friend!

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Sutii-sama!

*runs into dark room panting*

i forgot to set my alarm when i took a nap! im really sorry!! *gets on knees and bows* (btw pm me when youre about to do these -.-)

[Dally]

Sutii-sama!

*runs into dark room panting*

i forgot to set my alarm when i took a nap! im really sorry!! *gets on knees and bows* (btw pm me when youre about to do these -.-)




-turns on the lights in to dark room-


MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
-chainsaw massacres 7h3d4rkw0lf-

Anyways....the comic looks really nice Sutii, keep at it!

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

ack!

*revives self with 1337 hacks*

hey that wasnt nice!

*hacks reality and makes dally a flower*

haha! now ill just leave you there to wither and die!

[Konata_is_Mine]

0-0 Plz don't turn me into a flower...

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*turns konata_is_mine into a dog*

well thats a bit better right?

*turns him back into a human*

[Dally]

MUAHAHAHAHA!! THE UNIVERSE MEANS NOTHING TO ME!
-turns back into Deity being and sucks 7h3d4rkw0lf into the void-

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

sigh, you never learn do you?

*hacks reality again and turns dally back into a flower and exports my body from the void back into the real world*

now would you mind staying in that flower form? your alot less annoying when your not a deity sucking people into voids...


(hey sutii, could you use this conversation between me and dally in your manga thing?)

[Sutii-chan]

well... I could try... maybe in one of the episodes I'll mention it...
but now... Get ready for the next ep. And dont be late! *looks very scary*[hr]
well... I could try... maybe in one of the episodes I'll mention it...
but now... Get ready for the next ep. And dont be late! *looks very scary*
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*show title*

Camera dude: K guys... get ready! 3... 2... 1... Action!

*Narrator introduces the show*
*title falls*

Sziasztok srácok!

Welcome to the 2ND episode of SUTII CHANNEL! I' m Steve Gyöngyösi, the host of the show. And this young man sitting next to me is none other than...! *points at 7h3d4rkw0lf*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*waves arm frantically*

Yo wassup my downtown homeys!

Oh wait wrong show...

*changes talk*

Hello everyone! Sutii-sama's assistant here, 7h3d4rkw0lf!
I'm new at this business so I hope I can be of use and all, yorosiku onegaisimasu~ *bow*

[Sutii-chan]

It' s good to see you finally showed up d4rkw0lf!
You know, summer is almost here, so todays topic will be: Summer Jobs!

*looks at 7h3d4rkw0lf*

Did you had any summer jobs last year 7h3d4rkw0lf?

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Nope sutii-sama, I've never had a summerjob, I always get shipped off to summer camp T.T

[Sutii-chan]

Well, I have to say I had, but I didn' t liked it...

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

what was it sutii-sama?

[Sutii-chan]

Well,...

We (Me and Gabica-chan) joined the S.T.A.R.S. team.
It was fun at the begining. We were jokeing alot...
Lets see a short clip from the first day *points at the tv*:

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/5569/scannedimage2.jpg (http://img197.imageshack.us/my.php?image=scannedimage2.jpg)

*turns TV off*

Well, the end wasn' t so funny afterall...

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

(just like to say your drawing is epic as usual)

wow sutii-sama, i especially liked the zombie face! very detailed and oh, i like the humor very much, even though it was only a one-liner, it still made me laugh!

[Sutii-chan]

Well... the rest of the story isn' t so funny... *looks a bit stressed*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

like i care?

if anything sutii-sama, please do it for the artwork! my eyes HUNGER for the arts... FEAST! FEAST! FEAST! *eyes turn red and fangs start to grow*

oh *returns to normal*

did anyone see that?

[Sutii-chan]

I guess all the members on this site... *points at the camera*

Btw... If I would post all my "clips" in one episode, nobody would watch us... right?
So I decided to show only one clip in each episode...

Back to our topic... What kind of summer job would you like to have this year, m8?
*looks at 7h3d4rkw0lf curiously*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

wut the hell!?!?!

i posted the reply before!!!!!

anyways



would game testing count? >_>

but i guess i would like to do something relating to mechanics since i want to pursue mechanic engineering as a career :D

[Sutii-chan]

I heared that F.E.A.R. team is looking for an engineer, and a pointman too...
Would that be good to you?

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

liability of decreased life span
liability of severe injuries, possibly death
liability or being turned into a zombie and getting my brains eaten out
liability of getting shot

liability of getting fucked over






SURE WHY NOT! *joins* >_>

[Sutii-chan]

It' s time for a little commercial (we all love them, dont we?), but don' t go away, becouse we' ll be back shortly...
*camera shows Sutii and darkwolf talking*

-Commercial:

*Hatsune Miku' s latest album*
*Yagami Light and Ryuk advertising a toothpaste called "Smileodine"*
*The trailer of "Escape from Hellview"*

-the show continous

*camera closes to Sutii and darkwolf*
Welcome back everyone! Or as we Hungarians say: Köszöntünk mindenkit újra itt a Stúdioban!

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

or as how we japanese say
?????????????????

[Sutii-chan]

You don' t want to play me off the screen, do ya? *looks a bit annoyed*

Anyways... From now on, we' ll recieve three callers every episode.
When I say: "Now its time for the calls" - you *points at viewers* will post only: "*caller*"-
and the first one who posts will be chosen and I' ll reply to his/her call...
we' ll repeat this session two more times, and after that, no calls will be accepted.
So, keep on looking for the calls...

What do you think, m8?

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

i like it sutii-sama!

your such a genius! (the regular flattery that the assistant gives the host :P)

[Sutii-chan]

Yeah, I know... (the usual brag of the host :D)

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

i wonder when the first caller will appear? *sits in fron tof telephone, staring at it*

[Sutii-chan]

While we wait, I would like to tell you that we' ll have a special guest in the next ep...

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

ooh, a special guest sutii-sama?

i wonder who it is?

[Sutii-chan]

Well, first of all, he must except our invitation to the show...
I wont reveal his identity so soonly...

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

you mean "accept" sutii-sama?

anyways sutii-sama, when is the next episode?

(btw sorry late reply, i thought i replied already...)

[Sutii-chan]

Thank you for pointing out my mistake... I' m a bit tired...
Well it seems this is the end of todays show...

See you next time!

Viszlát srácok!

*screen goes black*

Yo, whats with this attitude? You' re not trying to play me off, are you?!

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

what?

i would never sutii-sama!

[Sutii-chan]

Right... Do you know what happened to my other assistant, who tryed to play me off on another forum? I...
*end of show*

[Dally]

After the show:
Dally: -turns back into Deity being and trashes the studio in the dark and leaves-

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*walks back in*

That damn dally... *hacks reality and makes dally into dog shit*

Stay that way!!!

[Kagamin~Is love]

Another great episode! *claps wildly*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Hehe ^_^

Btw would you be interested in the caller program?

[Kagamin~Is love]

You mean like calling the studio you guys work in? o:

[Dally]

*walks back in*

That damn dally... *hacks reality and makes dally into dog shit*

Stay that way!!!




-Dally slaps 7h3d4rkw0lf awake from his dream-

Dally: Now that you're awake...why are you sleeping in the streets wearing a rag?

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*hacks reality so the setting changes and j become a prosperous business man with a expensive suit and changes dally into dog shit again*

What?

(LOL tell me if you're getting offended by my messages)

[Dally]

*hacks reality so the setting changes and j become a prosperous business man with a expensive suit and changes dally into dog shit again*

What?

(LOL tell me if you're getting offended by my messages)




-Dally slaps 7h3d4rkw0lf awake again-


Dally: God....you have SOME short attention span, you always fall asleep whenever I try talking to you.

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*turns dally into a pile of bird shit*

SHUT UP!!!!!!!

and sutii-sama, can we call security on this inbecile? (spell?)

[Sutii-chan]

yeahwhatever *looks annoyed*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Wuts wrong sutii-sama?

[Sutii-chan]

I had a very busy week... and it isn' t over yet... BTW I sent you the bio and pics you asked for...

[Droote]

The animal in your signature looks very much like a swinub:
http://pokelibrary.com/images/pokemon/swinub.jpg

[Sutii-chan]

SECURITY! Get HIM!!! *points at Droote*

Ah... way better... Okay... I' m cool again... *looks veeery calm*

*glance at darkwolf*

yo! assistant dude! bring me a coffee, will ya...

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

The animal in your signature looks very much like a swinub:
http://pokelibrary.com/images/pokemon/swinub.jpg


*shoots Droote with M82A2 .50 Cal Anti Material Sniper Rifle from afar* (also Sutii's personal sniper)

*walks up to body and throws it in a ditch*


SECURITY! Get HIM!!! *points at Droote*

Ah... way better... Okay... I' m cool again... *looks veeery calm*

*glance at darkwolf*

yo! assistant dude! bring me a coffee, will ya...


well the security wont need to come at least...

*brings sutii a cup of coffee*

here ya go... whens the next episode?

[Sutii-chan]

Well, its kinda difficult to decide... you see, when its 14:00 here, then its 08:00 there... so it' s very hard to find a good time, couse I swich off the computer at 21:00...[hr]
*drinks from coffee*

Ah... I love it...

[Dally]

-Swinub evolves into Pillowswine and then evolves into Mamoswine because it already learned AncientPower-

DESTROY THEM.
-Uses a skill called Wonder Guard which cannot be retaliated and the skill prevents any injury nor status conditions to the party members(Me, Mamoswine).

[Sutii-chan]

*doesn' t care about anything, drinks from coffee again while letting the others to kill eachother*

Schools over... this is my day...

[Dally]

Lol, Imma go to sleep.
Zzzzz....

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*nukes everyone while throwing sutii into a nuclear shelter and follows myself*

*oblivvion*

[Sutii-chan]

*cant see anything in the shelter becouse theres no light*

Ouch! I hit my shoulder when you threw me in here!

*deadly silence* *heartbeat*

Come here, you little...!!! *smack, crash, boom, slap, crack, bamm!!!*

That wuz my drawing hand you-

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*teleports back to the real world from the RPG world*
*casts curaja(more FF references)*

Sorry sutii-sama! *teleports bCk*

[Sutii-chan]

HI EVERYONE!

It' s been a long time since we aired the last episode, but fear no more! We' re back with a brand new episode! I' m your host, Steve Gyöngyösi, and this is my assistant -- *lets you finish the sentence*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

7h3d4rkw0lf at your service!
(im assuming you read the message on our roleplay thread)
today, we were supposed to have a very special guest that we all know and love but unfortunately, due to scheduling errors, that guest will not be able to make it to tonights show, so instead, please, give a round of applause to~~~


TSUKASA HIIRAGI! *clap clap clap*


tsukasa:

uhmm... hi... *smile*

me:
aww thats so cute!

[Sutii-chan]

So Tsu-chan... Can I call you Tsu-chan?

Tell us sumthin about yourself!

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

D.W.
indeed my pretty little princess!

Tsukasa:
O.O
*turns to sutii*
i wouldnt mind being called tsu-chan ^_^ and as for something about myself... well... im not sure if im good at it but i love cooking ^_^

D.W.
ignored T.T

[Sutii-chan]

So you love cooking right? What' s your favorite dishes?

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Tsukasa:
well... i do like to make curry ^_^ the kind i make is a bit tweaked to fit a japanese taste more, its less spicy and more focused on the blend of flavors and the texture is more creamy

D.W.
whats that pot you have over there? *points at a pot in the corner of the room*

tsukasa:
oh my onee-chan told me i should at least bring a gift for everyone so i actually brought some curry i made last night, did you know that the more you heat and cool curry, the better it tastes?

*gets plates and serves D.W. and Sutii*

^_^

[Sutii-chan]

Why thank you! That' s so nice of you! How' d you know I vuw curry?! /not IRL/

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

(how can you not love japanese style curry?!?!)

Tsukasa:
^_^ i didnt, i guess i was lucky hehe...

D.W.
*strays from show*
soo... tsukasa-chan, you doing anything this weekend? *flashes bright teeth in a smile*

tsukasa:
umm well i have to...

D.W.
aww come on, just a social chat

[Sutii-chan]

(I never had a chance to taste it)

Khmmm...

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

(you should try it when you get a chance, its very "creamy" and has a mild taste thats like an explosion of pleasure to the taste buds >_>)
(also arent you going to explode now that im straying away from the show?)

tsukasa:
im so glad you guys like my food ^_^

D.W.
*hands tsukasa a paper*
hey call me up if you want a chat *does the white teeth smile again*

[Sutii-chan]

Khmmm... means *coughcough* for meh

*looks annoyed*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

D.W. *completely oblivious*

soo, whatcha like doing on weekends? movies? hanging out with friends? just relaxing?

tsukasa:
*getting somewhat used to the flirting*
hehe, i usually hang out with my sister and whoever happens to come along *sits down next to D.W.*

D.W.
*in mind*
SCOOREE!!!

[Sutii-chan]

*spills HOT coffee on D.W.*

Whoops! My bad...

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

D.W.

YOUCH!!!!! *jupms up, hitting head on the lighting above, falls down but hits head on desk as i fall down*

*looks like a complete idiot*

tsukasa:
hu.. huhu... *starts giggling very loudly*

D.W.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Sutii-chan]

So where wuz I?
Ah, yes...

So you like to hang out with your friends and your sis.
Tell us more about them... *looks curious*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Tsukasa:
*still giggling*

well kagami, my sister, is my older fraternal twin and we get along really well ^_^
as for friends, i usually hang out with Konata Izumi and Miyuki Takara along with my sister, Konata is a really hardcore anime and manga fanatic and Miyuki is like the brains of the group, shes the smartest in our grade and definitely one of the most beautiful

D.W.
OBJECTION!
i believe you are more beautiful!

Tsukasa:
hehe, thank you *blush*

[Sutii-chan]

Sit down, assistant!!

Go on, Tsu-chan...

[Supernova141]

D.W.
OBJECTION!
i believe you are more beautiful!


kiss ass...

[Sutii-chan]

This isnt the time for the "calls" yet... be more patient

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Sit down, assistant!!

Go on, Tsu-chan...

*pouting face*

ok ok...


D.W.
OBJECTION!
i believe you are more beautiful!


kiss ass...

(indeed...)

This isnt the time for the "calls" yet... be more patient


(come on let him go...)

sadly i dont remember what i was going to say here... (its been like 2 days since i did this -_-)

[Sutii-chan]

Okay... *sigh*

Attention!
The lines are hot, and we' re waiting for your calls!