7h3d4rkw0lf and Sutii's roleplaying thread

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

heh, the previous one was on another thread and got deleted for off topicness... -.-


continuing off of where we were, this is the story so far

i have no idea where it started but we're chasing a user (i dont even know who) and i got a abrams tank with canister and HEAT(high explosive, anti tank) and a interchangable flamethrower on the tank, i also have a XM8 with red dot sight, silencer, and a flashlight.

sutii has a M4 custom with master key grenade launcher, red dot sight, silencer, flashlight, and... what else?




whatever he also has 6 frags, 3 flashbangs, and 1 smoke, and a THOR 45-50 (i think thats what the guns called) and a MK23

i called in an artillery strike on coordinates G-51 since i thought the target was in those coordinates, i positioned sutii at F-51 and i placed myself in my abrams at H-51

sutii didnt see the targe so i figured it would come by me, i saw movement and fired a HEAT and canister round at the target, i thought i had hit it, which i did and i rushed out of my tank and ran to check out the target, only to find that it was decoy and when i ran back to my tank, i found it missing. now i was equipped with only a XM8 with the previously stated attachments and a OPERATOR pistol, along with several extra clips of ammunition and 2 frags.

while walking around, i just HAPPENED to find a M242 25mm Bushmaster lying around. i then radioed sutii to find a jeep so we could mount it and find the tank...


thats where we left off... now to wait for sutii's response


if anyone wants to join, just ask and you can join

[Sutii-chan]

*replies on radio*

Foxtrot, this is Charlie!
That' s really bad news... Stay low and meet me in the nearest town.
You should see a church to the west. I' ll be there with a transport vehicle.
Not sure if I can get a jeep. Over.

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

roger that charlie, moving towards the church,

*five minutes later*

alright sutii, whats the latest?

[Sutii-chan]

Well, chief... I' ve found this old Trabant, here...
http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/4789/110trabant.jpg (http://img43.imageshack.us/my.php?image=110trabant.jpg)

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

well we'll need to put some armor on that thing and change it a bit :D

*goes to scavenge heavy metal sheets and other armor*

sutii, go find a better engine for this junky thing and try to find a tool box and a blow torch too

[Sutii-chan]

minutes later*

got it chief :D
http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/2356/trabant10full1.jpg (http://img43.imageshack.us/my.php?image=trabant10full1.jpg)

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

oh noes...

*goes to find something better and remakes it myself*

here it is

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1307/1241834008_75554e9868.jpg

front view

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1090/1240969313_107b830471.jpg

[Laturi]

*Moved to /Chatterbox & Forum Games.
-_- Seriously guys..

[Sutii-chan]

Cheif! Over here! I' ve found sumthin!
*he points at the direction of dirty daipers in the junkyard

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

oops, i thought it was in the chatterbox >_>

my bad laturi[hr]

Cheif! Over here! I' ve found sumthin!
*he points at the direction of dirty daipers in the junkyard


seriously, lets go *hops in the tank i just happened to find*
theres room for another, hurry up and hop in!

[Sutii-chan]

*removes the dirty daipers revealing WWII King Tiger tank
http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/4507/fv85001actual13.jpg (http://img43.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fv85001actual13.jpg)
But chief! I always wanted to drive one of these...T.T

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

uhh... *confused look*

*sticks head out of the cupola*

my bad, get in it, we got a abrams to kill! make sure you get enough canister and HEAT rounds...wait can that tiger fire those rounds?

[Sutii-chan]

Maybe... *looks like hes thinkin'*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Maybe... *looks like hes thinkin'*


just try to fire one, but if it backfires and blowns up, not my fault

now we seriously better get going, that asshole who stole my tank is still on the loose!

[Sutii-chan]

I' ll come back for you sweetheart... T.T *kisses shitty tank*
Let' s go!

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

right, hop in and take the controls, ill take the gunnery *loads a canister round in*

alright lets get going, we need to head southwest towards that river, you see it? here you might want the binoculars *hands sutii binocs*

now lets go

[Sutii-chan]

Right!

*seconds later

I-I cant drive a tank... ^^'

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*sigh*

take the gunnery, ill drive but dont waste too much ammo, you DO know how to operate the tanks guns right?

[Sutii-chan]

I learn pretty fast!
So, what are we waiting for? Get movin'!!^^

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

roger, *starts tank towards the river*

by the way if you see a red light flashing on the aiming system, tell me please

*10 minteus later*

ok, so from what i would guess, they would head west from here towards a more suburban area, aside from that we could call in some recons but i need a radio to HQ for that... any ideas for the recons?

[Sutii-chan]

*spots something in the distance*
Look, chief! Theres a hill!
We could use the binocs from there!

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

good job *rolls tank toward the hill*

*10 minutes later*

give me those binocs *takes them from sutii*

lemme see lemme see... *looks in the binocs*

AHA!!!!!! I SEE THEM!!!!!!! APPROXIMATELY 500 METERS TO THE SOUTH WEST!!!!!! TAKE A POT SHOT AT THEM SUTII!!!!!!!!! MAKE SURE YOU USE HEAT ROUNDS

[Sutii-chan]

I' m not that stupid, chief! *loads rounds*

Fire!! *boom*

*hits a building and falls on the target*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

........


nice marksman skills?

*gets on the gunnery to finish off the target with my uber 1337 gunnery skillz and fires 20 rounds a minute for 5 minutes) (btw that is an impossible speed in reality but who cares?)

[Sutii-chan]

*spots something from the hill*

Uhm... chief... who' re those guys? *points at a leaving abrams tank*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

hmm good question

*gets on radio*

this is chief in command 7h3d4rkw0lf, requesting you to cease movement

other people: who the fuck are you?

must i repeat myself? i am the chief in command 7h3d4rkw0lf, now tell us who the fuck YOU are or we're gonna blow u to bits...

other people: we know where you are...

shit... better move... *moves tank*

sutii, give thema tast of your HEAT

[CYBERDISC]

oops, i thought it was in the chatterbox >_>

my bad laturi[hr]

Cheif! Over here! I' ve found sumthin!
*he points at the direction of dirty daipers in the junkyard


seriously, lets go *hops in the tank i just happened to find*
theres room for another, hurry up and hop in!


hmm can i join? xD lets make this a zombie apocalypse!

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

oops, i thought it was in the chatterbox >_>

my bad laturi[hr]

Cheif! Over here! I' ve found sumthin!
*he points at the direction of dirty daipers in the junkyard


seriously, lets go *hops in the tank i just happened to find*
theres room for another, hurry up and hop in!


hmm can i join? xD lets make this a zombie apocalypse!


We have two role playingthreads, this one and another one called lucky S.T.A.R.S.
A cross between RE and lucky star, that's the zombie apocalypse one, this is normal role play unrelated to lucky star

If you still wanna join this one, you're welcome to, ima make u the bomber








Team hotel(that's u cyber), do you read? Foxtrot here, requesting air support over sector H-56 with cluster bombs, multiple hostile tanks in view.

Over.

Sutii, we're gonna flank those bastards down there while hotels bombing the shit out of them, finish them off.

[CYBERDISC]

Roger, copy that. tanks led by zombies? O.o meh who gives a shit BLOW THE BASTARDS. over (lulz but i dont understand are we separated in a city or something?)

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Your at an airfield obviously, you can't exactly go up on a bomber from city streets or forests...

Right now me and sutii are in the same tank on top of a hill in a forest




Roger hotel, target hit, I repeat, target hit.

Flanking and finishing tagrt off now...

*gets on gunnery as sutii is unresponsive*

*fires HEAT rounds at surviving tanks*

Target anihalated, good work boys, now to go find that bitch who ran away since that tank that was getting away was a decoy again...

[Dally]

Then a FLOOD COMES AND WASHES THEM ALL AWAY!!!!!
-Gasp-
I think.....I may be God!
...I'm God....and I'll ALWAYS be watching you... :)
Naw, Just kidding.

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

-.-

*calls in god strike which seeks dally and smites him into nothingness*

well i guess god is useful at times...

*realizes it was haruhis doings*

oh thanks suzumiya!

[Sutii-chan]

*Sutiivu wakes up*

did I miss sumthin'?

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Oh nothing... *uses mgs stun knife on sutii*

Oops my bad >_>

*wakes sutii up*

Hury up and get on the guns now! We're gonna chase that bitch!

*rumbles tank forward*

*radio crackles to life*

Foxtrot, this Is HQ, we have intelligence that the target is heading north of you

Roger that HQ, changing direction 157degrees north, thanks for the intel HQ

*gets off radio*

Alright, let's go, team hotel, do you read? I need a detailed intel on the area ahead, get on a fighter and scout the area ahead please

[Sutii-chan]

There was a great war film last night, chief!
I think it was Kelly' s heroes...

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

snap out of it!

*slap slap slap*

[Sutii-chan]

ouch!

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

now lets get going, and where is hotel?! i need that recon! anyways lets go! weve been sitting around doing nothing for long enough! *starts up engine and starts going towards the forests, up north

[Sutii-chan]

*sits on the tanks cannon singing*
friends all tried to warn me but I held my head up high,
all the time they warned me but I only passed them by,
they all tried to tell me but I guess I didnt cared,
I turned my back and left them standing there...

All the burning bridges that have fallen after me,
All the lonely feelings and the burning memories,
Everyone I left behind each time I closed the door...
Burning bridge is lost forever mooore....

dududum dum, duddururul dududum x4

*smiles at darkwolf*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*throws a wrench at sutii's head*

i compliment you on your singing but if you would kindly look in front of us... *points to a bunch of tanks that are up ahead*

you might wanna get ready...

Team Hotel, requesting arial assistance, i repeat i request arial assistance immediately!

[Sutii-chan]

*loads tank cannon*

Ready when you are, Chief!

[Dally]

-blocks the strike with a small sheild-

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*asks haruhi to will dally to disapear*

*dally suddenly disapears*

Alright, crush em sutii!

Team Hotel! Wherethe he'll is our air support?!?!?

[Sutii-chan]

FIRE!

*boom*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Moving out, *moves as a retaliating shot misses the tank by mere inches

DAMN IT HOTEL, WE NEED THAT AIR SUPPORT!!!!
Hq, requesting immediate aIr support!

*BOOM*

Shit we're hit sutii, we gotta get out before we get hit again, this tank ain't moving again, grab your equipment and take any thing you can!!

(sorry rolling around in. Tank for 2 pages worth of comments gets boring)

[Sutii-chan]

Cheif! My legs injured! I can' t get out!

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Damn it!

*puts sutii over shoulder and starts to leave the tank*

Sutii: chief! Your gun!

Me: forget it! My mens lives are worth more than a piece of metal just make sure you hold onto your m4, I got my Thor and long barrelled scoped desert eagle!

*starts running toward forest as the tank blows up behind us*

[Sutii-chan]

*he saved my life...*

Chief!.... Thanks...

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*pant pant*

We got away for now I guess... We're gonna have to think this through... First of all, we got no transports at the moment and I left my radio in the tank and that was our only one so right now, we're cut off from HQ..

First let's find somewhere to rest up, worst comes to worst, we can set up shelter, you have your combat knife right?

Oh can you walk on your own? Or do you need some support? I'm fine with holding you up since I got handguns

[Dally]

-reappears-

See? NO ONE CAN STOP ME. I watch EVERYONE :)

-Calls out a giant Flood and Tornado-

MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*asks for haruhis assistance once more*

*flood and tornado disapear along with dally*

Sutii u alright? U haven't spoken at all

[Sutii-chan]

*speaks very quietly, looking down*

Leave me behind. Take my gear and leave me behind... I' m only slowing you down....

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

No!

I won't be able to do this alone... You gotta make It man!

*continues on*

[Sutii-chan]

Hotel team is still out there... you gotta find them...
I will somehow get back to HQ... and bring reinforcements...
You have to leave me behind...

*phone rings*
Yeah... Hi Ma'... no-not right now... k... k... I'll buy... bye...
*puts phone away and looks up at Darkwolf suprised*
What?!

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Your mom called you? -_-

But I get this feeling that hotel got shot down... No response from him in awhile and the thing about HQ is...

I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE IT IS!!!!!!

Which is why I need you... Here I'll go find a town to rest up in! Come on if I leave I'll lose you anyways

*continues walking on

[SuperVegito]

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*shoots SV with Thor 45-50*

*boom Headshot, instant kill*

[Sutii-chan]

Nice shot, Chief!

BTW... Can we stop at a grocery shop in that town we headed to?

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Uhh, ya sure, we can head to the grocery store...

*few hours later*

*walks into grocery store with full combat gear and guns in hand*
*everybody backs away*

Aww come on! We're the good guys being chased!!

What did you need again?

[Sutii-chan]

Vinegar... 'Taters... and... what was it... oh yeah... ham...

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*goes to buy the stuff while the people inside are still avoiding us*

*goes up to register*

cashier: uhh, will that be all... sir?

me: oh come on! we just escaped being blown to bits by a platoon of tanks and THIS?!?!?!

cashier: oh im terribly sorry sir...

me: whatever just give me the stuff *shoves money to the cashier* keep the change

*grabs the bags of grocery, looking extremely stupid... a fully armed man with combat gear with a brown bag of groceries*

we should stop for the night and get a look at your leg... *walks to an inn and gets a room*

[Sutii-chan]

*follows him*

Right, Chief!
They' re very friendly people, aren' t they?

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

defintely...

*gets first aid box and checks sutii's legs*

geez, did you see your leg? its cut up by shrapnel... no wonder you couldnt walk... hell im surprised you werent screaming your head off!

*treats wounds*

[Sutii-chan]

*screams both his, and darkwolfs head off*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*slap slap slap*

geez, you dont need to scream WHILE im fixing your leg up do you?! i almost stabbed the needle into your leg! THAT would have made you scream like hell!

geez... *sticks morphine into sutii so he wont scream*

*continues sewing sutii's leg*

[Sutii-chan]

-continues what??!!-

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

your leg is cut up, you have a giant gash running from a few inches below your kneecap, the cut twisting around to the a few inchec above your heel so im sewing it up...

didnt you notice?

[Sutii-chan]

*looks down, then looks up without any emotion on his face*

GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *Screams darkwolfs head off again*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*sticks another morphine in sutii*

could you keep quiet?

*finishes sewing up sutii*

*bandages leg*

[Sutii-chan]

*feels dizzy*

Too... much... morphine...
Oh, look! A cow in a red hat... *smiles like an idiot*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

sigh...

just rest up for now

[Sutii-chan]

Pretty flowers...

((You havn' t forgot abou SC!, have you?))

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*punches sutii in the face to make sure he sleeps*

[Sutii-chan]

*sleeps*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

hey you can wake up now... -_-

youve been sleeping for weeks... you alright? (found the thread while digging around LSS)

[Sutii-chan]

Yeah I' m fine... thanks, chief!

So.... what now?
That little sneaky must be way too far from here now! How will we find her?

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

i say we need to find the source of this madnes...

ITS YAOI!!!!! (continuing from the yuri fanclub thread >_>)

we must root it out and exterminate it!

[Sutii-chan]

Right!
We must hurry to our sacred shrine and protect it from the yaoi attack!

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

now youre talking!

-10 mintues later-

take position on the south wall, ill take the north and we can switch our positions from north to east and south to west for you! just periodically switch off and make sure we dont get flanked too badly

[Sutii-chan]

Right!

*maximum moral*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!
*boom boom boom*

THEIR USING MORTAR FIRE TO TRY TO SOFTEN US UP! DONT BREAK! THE CELIINGS WILL HOLD UP!

*points M16EBR out of the window*

i see them coming! its the yaoi!

*fires*

*fires*

their coming on your side too!

[Sutii-chan]

I SEE THEM!

*fires rapidly*


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuYL-keoGvU

They wont give up!

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

damn it, we need some mortar cover...

*magically finds a mortar and a million shells in the closet*

oh hello!

[Sutii-chan]

D.W.! What the hell are y-

*spots mortar fire on enemy lines*

Yeah! Now we' re (s)talking!!!

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Damn out of shells, we gotta go manuel from here.

*looks out window*

The yaoi are still coming!

[Sutii-chan]

We are the airborne troops?!

We need hot yuri chicks, NAO!!!

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

u mean wer? they cant drop in, it too dense of forests around here so the risk is too high... as for the hot yuri girls....


HQ, HQ, requesting backup support ASAP from Sector G-42-J-19(the yuri sector), send to coordinates W-42



done :D *fires M16EBR, multi kill*

boom headshoT!

[Sutii-chan]

Shit! out of ammo!

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

There should be an ammo cache in the basement! Yhe yuri girls and I will hold them off for now, and get some ammo for me too, I'm running low

[Sutii-chan]

K... *runs down to basement, but trips and falls on front of a shining box*

Sweet Jesus in Heaven! T_T

*walks upstairs holding an m66 rocket launcher*

Who wants to mess with me NAO?!

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Holy fuck!!!

Go crazy sutii! You got this in the bag!

Btw where's my ammo?

[Sutii-chan]

*fires mutliple missles*
GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Aaaaaaand I'm out of ammo -_-

Have fun I'm going to get more

*walks downstairs*

*finds a shiny plastic box*

Oooooh what's this?
*opens*
*jaw drops*
*picks up what's inside*

*loads it*
*takes extra ammo*

*goes upstairs*


How does some fast firing 40mm grenade launchers sound?

*shoots 6 rounds, each causing just as much destruction as the rockets*

Damn these grenades are on steroids! Wth are they made from?!?

*reloads*

*fires*
MUAHAHAHAHAHA


Oh and I also found this red button... *presses*

*air strike comes and nukufies the Yaoi*


:O

[Sutii-chan]

tch *spits*

*snaps with fingers*

Wruaaawhm *crazy little brother arrives*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Uh-oh...

*hides*
Friendlyfire ISNOT allowed...

[Sutii-chan]

(lol)

*lil' bro goes on rampage, sutii sits back and watches while drinking cocktail*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*takes cocktail*

Hey GIV me that!

[Sutii-chan]

*looks emotionless, then sighs*

You like working in the Sutii Channel, right? *glances at D.W.*

(we have to start that tomorrow, we cant wait for laturi)

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

LOL we're still doing it? I loved it man! I was wondering when, if ever, we would start again

but... I have exams tomoro... Can u be on in literally 23-24 hhours from the time I post this message?

[Sutii-chan]

Well, I' ll try. K?

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Kk I'll be on then

[Sutii-chan]

Now... GIMMEH BACK MY DRINK!

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

fine be that way #-_-#

*makes a cocktail bar*

Ha you have that lil drink, I'll have this :P

[Sutii-chan]

*calls little bro*

*points at D.W.* Bad man, baad man...

lil bro: growl

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*takes out M82A2*

Don't make me do it man...

[Sutii-chan]

He' s too stupid to feel pain, or even to die... right? *glances at lil' bro*

L.B: ühüm

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*takes out big red button*

I'm sure he'll die if his body is blown to a million pieces :D

[Sutii-chan]

you can go home now...

*l.b. leaves*

sorry dude, this war is drivin meh crazy

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

^_^;

Glad you came back, the blnuke would have ended the war for all of us, and we would be the first to die ^_^

*looks out window to see the hot yuri battling the ugly yaoi*

We better get back in... *summons more ammo*

[Sutii-chan]

I think I have to rest... I dont feel well

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*puts hand to sutii's forehead*

Wth? You're heads frickin on fire! Get some rest

[Sutii-chan]

*falls black and sleeps like a rock*

(a dream bubble appears, with yuri content)

*perv smile + drewling*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*sigh*

What else can I expect from him? *continues firing MGL-140 at the yaoi*

[Sutii-chan]

*sweet dreaming*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*yaoi apears In ddream*

[Sutii-chan]

*jumps up screamin*

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! NOT HERE TOO!

*looks pissed off*

THAT'S IT!!

*climbs into F.E.A.R. 2 mech robot, with a yuri couple painted on its side as an emblem*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

:O
Where the hell did that mech appear from?!?

*jumps into a B2 Bomber*

Haha bitches! Taste one of the most expensive bombers known to man!!!

[Sutii-chan]

*Starts using dual chainguns*

die! Die!! DIE!!!

*turns on heat vision*

woah! too much heat!

*turns off*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

haha move sutii, im gonna accidently bomb you...

*releases 100megatons worth of bombs*

MUAHAHAHAHA

[Sutii-chan]

No you wont! *uses missile launcher and shoots down D.W.*

hehehe take that! >BD *lol, racing mode again*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

WTMFH?!?!? *releases last bombs onto sutii's mech, mech is disabled*
*jumps out with parachute*

damn you!!!!

[Sutii-chan]

*wide grin*

*looks up at D.W.*
Do I smell burnt hair?! Hehehe

*turns back and takes out gear from the mech*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*shoots at sutii with my M9 pistol*

damn i need bigger guns -_-

[Sutii-chan]

missed meh!

Haha!

*runs ahead and starts shooting yaoi with a shotgun*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*takes out a M64 from nowhere and shoots everyone up*

MUAHAHAHAHA

[Sutii-chan]

Damn you! Those are MY victims!

*starts shooting at D.W. from cover*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*throws frags at sutii*

stop shooting at me! *continues shooting at yaoi*

[Sutii-chan]

I wont let you kill more yaoi then ME!

*throws frag back, then lays down fire*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*runs away from frags and throws a flashbang at sutii*

*takes sutii's guns and runs back and starts killing the yaoi*

HAHA!


(coughcough, sutii channel?)

[Sutii-chan]

(Well... we cant start but I feel very blunt... since its half past nine here)

*opens secret stash under his feet and takes out AK*

Ha!

*shoots at everything*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

(thats why i told you to get on about two hours ago and we both forgot about it -_-) (but cant we do a semi short one? just to keep people interested?)


*throws more flashbangs at sutii*
NEVER!! *kills 100 more yaoi*

damn where are they coming from?!?!?!

[Sutii-chan]

*stops shooting like a madman*

good question...


(ok, but you' ll be the special guest!)

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

-_- im the assistant (so no)

fine ill also act as TSUKASA-CHAN! <3 <3 <3 <3


that ok? (hey we're almost never serious right? cant we make a fictional character as the guest?)

[Sutii-chan]

(but who?)

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

tsukasa = guest speaker
me = normal assistant

you can take another char if you want so we both act as two chars

[Sutii-chan]

nah too complicated for meh...

now where wuz I...?
O.O
Oh yeah! The source of the yaoi army!

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*gets into an Abrams tank*

MUAHAHAHAHA FEEL THE PAIINNNN!!!! *uses main cannon and the machine guns mounted on the cupola*

[Sutii-chan]

OHH SHI- He' s aiming at meh!

*jumps behind building*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

MUAHAHAHA *more insane laughing*

*blows up building sutii is hiding behind with main cannons while killing more yaoi with the MG*

[Sutii-chan]

*reatreats*

F**k! He' s good... but only in that friggin' tank... If I could disable it somehow...

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*continues rolling around*

MUAHAHAHA *continues killing more yaoi*

current kill count

Sutii:
105829

D.W:
295926

[Sutii-chan]

I guess I have to use my pic again

*looks at the picture of tenma*

(goes into Rampage)

*count is now equal*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*looks at pic of tsukasa and i*

*major nosebleed*

aww damn now the tank is all bloody... -_-



*goes into rampage mode with tank and canister rounds(basically think of a shotgun on steroids being fired from a tanks cannon)

kill count

Sutii: 295926
D.W. 1592533

[Sutii-chan]

*leaves area, then returns*

Look! *presses a button*

*one of the enemy base explodes, count is equal*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

WTMFH WHY IS THERE A BUTTON LEADING TO EXPLOSIVES IN ENEMY BASES?!?!?!?!

*presses another button*

*own tank blows up*

WTF!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


*gets out and grabs a few ray guns and starts massacring the yaoi*

HAHAHAHAHA

kill count

Sutii:
1592533

D.W:
3624612

[Sutii-chan]

*hax into reality and switches the counter, so I get counts for your kills*

:D
:P

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

BULL!!!!!

*gets another 19528129512035810234981203948120581029381092583019 32 kills in 3 seconds by hacking*

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

[Sutii-chan]

*yawns*

I' m tired...

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*stops massacre*

lol ive kept you on for awhile...

[Sutii-chan]

yeah...

*has a very tired face*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

if you wanna go off for the night tis alright

[Sutii-chan]

K... goodnite

*sleeps on battlefield like a kitten*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

-_-

i didnt mean ON the battlefield...

[Sutii-chan]

*continoues sleeping*

(lol, last post)

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*kicks sutii off of battle field into a tent*

now you wont get killed while sleeping -_-#

next time go sleep in the tents, not the ground where bullets are flying all over the place

[Sutii-chan]

*wakes up later*

yawn

I felt like a sleeping kitten, who wz kicked into a tent...

*looks around*

-_-"

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

hey better than getting shot into the tent right?

[Sutii-chan]

yeah... better... -_-

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

then you should be happy man! i saved your li- *thump*

*looks down at chest*

*sees a hole and blood slowly dripping out*

*slowly looks up at sutii as i fall face first onto the ground*



(btw, in case you cant tell, i have been just shot in the chest)(you're supposed to try to save me or something -_- knowing you, you might go "oh well, more kills for me" and forget about me >_>)

[Sutii-chan]

*runs over to D.W. and turns him around*

*looks at hole*

Awww, C' mon...! It' s just a scratch! *applys bandage*

see? much better! :D

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*no response*

*continues bleeding through the bandage*

(im trying to make this a bit more serious for once :P "for once")

[Sutii-chan]

*applyes bigger bandage, darkwolf still bleeds*

oO' OO"

omigosh, omigosh! what should I do

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*bleeding out to death*

*still unconcious*

[Sutii-chan]

*spots sumthing*

"incase of serious bloodloss break glass"

*does so*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*still bleeding out, will die within 60 seconds if not properly treated*

[Sutii-chan]

Shit! I cant handle this!!! I' m not a medic!!!

Oh, well... At least I can give him a proper funeral ;_;

*starts digging grave*

I' m sorry buddy...

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

(is that it?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! ?!?!?!)

[Sutii-chan]

seems so.. I' m not good a this things...

*keeps digging grave deeper and deeper*

*starts singing lily marleen*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*dies*

*comes back as a ghost*

*taps on sutii's shoulders, who is about 10 feet below the ground*

bye!
*pours dirt in, burying sutii alive*

[Sutii-chan]

*from under the grave*

(echoes) ...you bastard... -_-

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

hey you killed me, only fair i kill you right?

[Sutii-chan]

(echoes from underground)

...But I didnt knew what to do!... Dig me out! NOW!!!

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

but you could have called the medics that were right over there *points to medics who are drinking coffee and playing cards 20 feet away*


so... no *hoses the hole with cyanide*

have fun ^_^

[Sutii-chan]

...hmm...

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*pours water into ground to "drown" sutii*


hehe this is so fun!

[Sutii-chan]

*underwater talking sound*

...I hate you so much... -__-

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

aww come on why do you hate me so mu-


WAIT WHY ARENT YOU DEAD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Sutii-chan]

o_O? good question...

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*sticks a couple of dynamites into the ground*
*blows up*

JAJAJAJAJAJAJA

you HAVE to be dead now!

[Sutii-chan]

not yet! yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck! (<==laught)

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

your jaws get blown out?

*sticks more dynamite in*

*boom*

[Sutii-chan]

That' s all? Phatetic...

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

hey youre the one stuck underground! you should be talking!

[Sutii-chan]

Check again... smartguy!

*dynamite blew a hole to the grave, sutii steps out easly*

If you' re wasting explosive... then waste it on the yaoi... sheesh

*takes a cigar and walks past D.W.*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*sees sutii has a malformed face, missing half of his thigh, not breathing and has no eyes*


oh you ARE dead! haha! youre a zombie! awesome!!!!

a zombie and a ghost... hehehehehe *floats past sutii towards the yaoi*

[Sutii-chan]

(Ackhmed the dead terrorist reference) I' m not dead... I feel fine...

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

which is why you have a large chunk of your body missing, no eyes, not breathing and a malformed face? Definitely ^_^

[Sutii-chan]

Just a fleshwound...

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

keep believin ^_^

*floats to a yaoi and pulls its head off*

*insta-kill*

pwnt!

[Sutii-chan]

What should I do? I wont touch them... I still have body...

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

hey you cant feel pain, just go, if they shoot you it shouldnt affect you in any way, oh and eating brains restores you

[Sutii-chan]

but I wont touch them... YUCK!

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

-_-

*hands sutii an axe*

better?

[Sutii-chan]

-_-' Not really... *throws away axe*

*takes out chansaw*


Wrrrr...wrrrr.wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Nao thats more like it! *grin*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

hmmm i agree...

*continues riping heads off*

[Sutii-chan]

*starts cutting heads off*

oh yeaahhh...

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

ripping heads off is more fun though ^_^

*continues ripping more heads off*


jeez, how many yaoi are there anyways?

[Sutii-chan]

I have an idea! lets head for the source, shall we?

*makes path for himself*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*follows sutii*

This better not lead to any ghost busters or undead exterminaters

[Sutii-chan]

Nah they retired already!

*continous making path*


wreeeeeeeeeeeee wreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee wreeeeeeeeeeee! <= chainsaw

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*floats ahead of sutii and rips more heads off*

You know, ripping heads off gets boring after a bit

[Sutii-chan]

yeah... *cuts off few more yaoi*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*ghost busters come*

Ohhh nooeeesss!! Sutii! Protect me from their ghost killing things!!

[Sutii-chan]

*smirk*

sucks for you... I' m living dead not a ghost! they wont hurt me!

*sees jill valentine (first game babe crush) with m16*

*sigh*

pretty ironic...

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

I aim helpin you with that hotty (haha in more ways than one)

*runs(floats) away from ghost busters*

[Sutii-chan]

Dont cha dare to touch her!!

*turns to ghostbuster*

Gimmeh that shit!

*starts shootin at DW*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

Traitor!!!!!

*rips undead exterminatirs head off and takes the automatic shotgun*

*starts firing at sutii*

GGAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Sutii-chan]

KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*shoots back*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*floats through a wall into a building*

Muahahaha you don't know where I am!!!

[Sutii-chan]

*waves above his head*

Uh-oh! Zombie-sense is tinglin'!

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*shoots hand with a shotgun

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Sutii-chan]

*looks at hand with an emotionless face, then looks at DW*

... there you are... -_-

*shoots*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*gets arm blown off*

Gah! That hurts! *shoots sutii's leg off*

[Sutii-chan]

*looks at legs with emotionless face, then looks back on DW*

...sucks for you...-_-

*shoots*

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*leg gets shot off*

hmm i see *shoots sutii's other arm, now he is a body with one leg*

try shooting me now!

[Sutii-chan]

*opens mouth, and fires laser beam*

AAAAaaahhh...

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

*calmly walks away*

btw how did you do that?

*opens mouth and releases the underworld upon sutii*

[Sutii-chan]

*calmly walks away*

btw how did you do that?

*opens mouth and releases the underworld upon sutii*


the same way you did that...-_-

[7h3101im4idw0lf]

oh really?

*regenerates arms and legs*

(hahaha ryou blushed when she say a couple on the grass)(ep1)