Insane Sentences Game.

[KonataTheAwesome]

Okay the rules are the poster above you writes a incomplete sentence, and you have to think of the most insane way to end it.

i will start,



a little girl named susey was walking home from school when

[Konata Suzumiya]

Sunohara popped out of nowhere, begining to ask her strange questions when Tomoyo...

[KonataTheAwesome]

jumps out and blasts them both with a ray gun. ( end of sentence next person start a new one)

[patchis-forest]

susey ran home and

[Freeman]

was ambushed by James Bond, then

[kirant]

he was attacked by

[Misao]

a rabid Nyamo, so he ran as fast as he could around the

[patchis-forest]

tree as many times as he could.

[KonataTheAwesome]

*new sentence* a random dog met and maried a random cat when

[Misao]

a Cat Bus appeared and whisked them away on their honeymoon...

[Freeman]

but the bus brakes wore out, as it sped towards...

[Swizzle]

A ginormous banana that...

[Michiyo]

was pink with blue polka-dots.

[KonataTheAwesome]

*new-sentence* a dog was walking when...

[Misao]

*new-sentence* a dog was walking when...


he slipped on the banana peel, and...

[Michiyo]

he fell into a pool of rainbow colours, which...

[KonataTheAwesome]

turned him into a cat.

[Misao]

turned him into a cat.


Walking back, the cat he had previous married didn't recognize him, and...

[leniman]

gave him a super mega special mecha awsome chocolate-dipped shining flaming glowing incredible slap on the face that threw his head off his body in speed of about 10007 KMH into outer space.

[KonataTheAwesome]

but he didnt die because it was all a dream. and when he woke up. he was NOT dead!

[Droote]

New sentence:
Joe Averageson walked down the street one day when he suddenly realised...