Twilight: New Moon

[uberpwnage13]

Don't forget to bring a barf bag to the theater! You're gonna need it.

If you're really going to watch this, watch the Rifftrax commentary with it. It makes it so much more watchable.

v=WzwiwV0EfVk

If you really have to go see it without the Rifftrax (because of an insistent girlfriend or something), be sure to cheer and applaud when Edward says, "This is the last time you'll ever see me."

Please disgust the movie here.

[cutter26947]

thespoonyexsperiments vlog about it was priceless

"the warewolfs are a simble for gayness" xD

[Droote]

I saw the film in the cinema, and I thought it was meh. 2.5 out of 6. It doesn't suck as much as people want it to do.

[uberpwnage13]

out of 6

Your math is weird.

Also, the most self-descriptive line in the whole movie:

It doesn't make sense for you to love me.

[Droote]

Your math is weird.


How is my math weird? Isn't it common to review things by "throwing" the dice?

[Konata Suzumiya]

How is my math weird? Isn't it common to review things by "throwing" the dice?

...no

[Misao]

How is my math weird? Isn't it common to review things by "throwing" the dice?

Actually, the standard rating scale for reviews is 5.

And I have no intention to see this.

[Droote]

Americans are weird.

[VK-Skelton]

Don't forget to bring a barf bag to the theater! You're gonna need it.
It's still in theatres?
Americans are weird.
No, that's just you.

Me and a few friends were going to smuggle a couple of 6 packs into the cinema and get hammered while playing a drinking game, but one of them saw it with his girlfriend instead and the rest of us just lost interest.

[furball]

Why are you even mentioning this and corrupting lssf with it's putrid fumes? =[

[Mohane]

twilight itself = A shame to the world :D
specifically, I'd give this movie a 0.5/5 (the 0.5 is for the fact that stephanie meyer was BORN writing/mentally impaired and she probably put all her effort into it...)

[Konata_is_Mine]

Don't worry Droote, I use the "Out of six" Scale aswell >.>

[furball]

Let's rye it -50!

[Droote]

Don't worry Droote, I use the "Out of six" Scale aswell >.>

*High-fives*

[Dally]

Did any of you even watch the whole movie?

[Konata Suzumiya]

Well I use the out of 10 scale because it is much more accurate.

[CYBERDISC]

Did any of you even watch the whole movie?

you don't need to try drugs to know how bad they are

[furball]

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/excuses.png

[Michiyo]

I saw the film in the cinema, and I thought it was meh. 2.5 out of 6. It doesn't suck as much as people want it to do.

I beg to differ ~nyaa-nyaa

[furball]

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/excuses.png

I'd rather get my face punched in!

[Dally]

you don't need to try drugs to know how bad they are

That's your hatred of Twilight fangirls talking. :)

..Or not, since I can see that Robert is ugly, and that girl sounds like a man. :)

[Misao]

I'd rather get my face punched in!

FACIAL SURGERY! YAY!

[Michiyo]

That's your hatred of Twilight fangirls talking. :)

..Or not, since I can see that Robert is ugly, and that girl sounds like a man. :)

Naw, Twilight is actually just plain TERRIBLE--books, movies, fangirls and all ~nyaa-nyaa.

[Malek]

Saw it, bleh. Didn't like it, my mom has been rewatching it over and over again though.



Naw, Twilight is actually just plain TERRIBLE--books, movies, fangirls and all ~nyaa-nyaa.

Still love your avatar.

[Dally]

Naw, Twilight is actually just plain TERRIBLE--books, movies, fangirls and all ~nyaa-nyaa.

I also heard tha the author's getting sued for plagerism...but that's old news. :)

[CYBERDISC]

I also heard tha the author's getting sued for plagerism...but that's old news. :)

Stephen King himself (hail the master of horror books) said she was worthless as a writer, so that fat b*tch can *&%#$#@!+ my nourishing and nutritive b*lls

[VK-Skelton]

Stephen King himself (hail the master of horror books) said she was worthless as a writer, so that fat b*tch can *&%#$#@!+ my nourishing and nutritive b*lls
Tee-hee (http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2009/feb/05/stephenking-fiction)

[Dally]

Tee-hee (http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2009/feb/05/stephenking-fiction)

I rofl'ed at the part where the "Twilighters" want to send hate mail to Stephen King.
They just lost the game.

[furball]

Can't we just agree twilight sucks and lock this thread? It's like a troll, stop remembering it!

[Droote]

Why is Twilight New Moon so bad? I wouldn't watch it if it haven't been for my girlfriend forcing me. It's just a cliche film about vampires and love for teenage girls.
Want to see a bad film? Watch "Blow Job" made by Andy Warhol.

[VK-Skelton]

Why is Twilight New Moon so bad? I wouldn't watch it if it haven't been for my girlfriend forcing me. It's just a cliche film about vampires and love for teenage girls.
Want to see a bad film? Watch "Blow Job" made by Andy Warhol.
It's 'so bad' simply because of the level of exposure it's had compared to other crap.
Most things of that level are simply overlooked by the majority of people.

[Droote]

It's 'so bad' simply because of the level of exposure it's had compared to other crap.
Most things of that level are simply overlooked by the majority of people.

Lots of crap are given a lot of attention by the majority. Just look at Lady Gaga, auto-tuning in R&B songs and Dr. Pepper. Instead of making a fuzz about how the crappy things suckle, just ignore them. That way, the things will disappear faster.

[furball]

this is all i have to say about it: don't like it, don't watch it...and don't be near the twilight fans.

[VK-Skelton]

Lots of crap are given a lot of attention by the majority. Just look at Lady Gaga, auto-tuning in R&B songs and Dr. Pepper. Instead of making a fuzz about how the crappy things suckle, just ignore them. That way, the things will disappear faster.
Lady Gaga and Dr. Pepper are subjectivly bad, though.

[Droote]

Lady Gaga and Dr. Pepper are subjectivly bad, though.

So is Twilight.

[VK-Skelton]

So is Twilight.
It's pretty badly written.
Like I said, a lot of books are. They just pass under the radar. It's different for books than other types of media.

[furball]

I bet this is how stephanie got inspired
http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/86628_twilightgirlcomic0.png

[Droote]

It's pretty badly written.
Like I said, a lot of books are. They just pass under the radar. It's different for books than other types of media.

Well I wouldn't know if the books are written badly or not as I haven't read them. However I think people hate Twilight because it's so popular more than anything.

[VK-Skelton]

Well I wouldn't know if the books are written badly or not as I haven't read them. However I think people hate Twilight because it's so popular more than anything.
Exactly! Twilight is a bad book, it's just it's popularity means it's now being accessed by more people than other bad books that are less well known

[Droote]

Exactly! Twilight is a bad book, it's just it's popularity means it's now being accessed by more people than other bad books that are less well known

Well yeah, but I think I emphasize more on the popularity thing than that it is so bad than you do.

[VK-Skelton]

Well yeah, but I think I emphasize more on the popularity thing than that it is so bad than you do.
The one leads to the other.

[Kagami_Hiiragi]

Looks gosh awful.

[furball]

darned necromancers are plenty these days

[CYBERDISC]

http://i593.photobucket.com/albums/tt11/CYBERDISC/1417.jpg

[Flaming Penguins]

My girlfriend and I are gonna make a shirt with Edward on it saying "TEAM EDGAR" and one with Jacob saying "TEAM JERARD" and wear it to the new movie, or at least around the theatre showing it. Will be epich.

[Kirino]

My girlfriend and I are gonna make a shirt with Edward on it saying "TEAM EDGAR" and one with Jacob saying "TEAM JERARD" and where it to the new movie, or at least around the theatre showing it. Will be epich.

I want to make a shirt that says either one of the following

Team Who-Gives-A-Fuck
Team That One Guy
Team Fuck Twilight
Team Wakarimasenlol
Team... fuck it
Team Gabe Newell
Team KISS ARMY FUCK YEAH
Team Anti-Twitard

[Flaming Penguins]

Team Dracula
Team Blade
Team The Count
Team Chocula
etcetclol =P

[Droote]

Team Scarlet

[Misao]

Team Scarlet

"Team If-I-See-Another-Team-Something-I'm-Gonna-Drink-Your-Blood"

[kirant]

"Team If-I-See-Another-Team-Something-I'm-Gonna-Drink-Your-Blood"

Team Vampires-Don't-Sparkle

[Lucky Flame]

Team Rocket

[furball]

My girlfriend and I are gonna make a shirt with Edward on it saying "TEAM EDGAR" and one with Jacob saying "TEAM JERARD" and wear it to the new movie, or at least around the theatre showing it. Will be epich.

How about team necromancer?

[Flaming Penguins]

Team Rocket

Zomg, new favourite. XD

[furball]

Team car that nearly hit Bella

[Kyoko~Izumi]

Team Idon'tgivetwosh*ts.

[Konata Suzumiya]

Team... and then buffy killed Edward.

[Kirino]

I want to walk in with a shirt that says "HELLO MY NAME IS TWILIGHT AND I AM A DRACULA"

[kirant]

I want to walk in with a shirt that says "HELLO MY NAME IS TWILIGHT AND I AM A DRACULA"

It should read "Hello. My name is Count Dracula. You killed my genre, PREPARE TO DIE!"

[furball]

It should read "Hello. My name is Count Dracula. You killed my genre, PREPARE TO DIE!"

DIE MONSTER! YOU DONT BELONG IN THIS WORLD.

[Misao]

It should read "Hello. My name is Count Dracula. You killed my genre, PREPARE TO DIE!"

"Hello, my name is Cowboy Bebop, and I am an Ed." http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CowboyBebopAtHisComputer

[kirant]

"Hello, my name is Cowboy Bebop, and I am an Ed." http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CowboyBebopAtHisComputer

Yup. Percisely.

EDIT - My first post's sarcasm didn't carry itself too well, did it?